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[bigbrotherbill]

Several interesting things I have learnt recently:

• Firewhisky truly does taste better on someone else's galleon. Ta, Tonks.
• People who are getting married ought to tell their older brothers about it beforehand.
• Exercise caution when at the Three Broomsticks with Hooch, lest she drink only butterbeer all night, leaving you pissed as anything in

Comments

[the_boy_who]

Lions aren't?

[bigbrotherbill]

Nope, leopards.

For one thing, they're solitary and they hide, so there's no avoiding them. Plus, they'll attack without provocation. And think of the nundu--that's a sort of leopard, right?

I've never met a leopard, but that's what I've been told, and I'm taking it on faith.

[the_boy_who]

Okay, that makes sense I guess.

I just thought because lions are bigger, and all.

That is interesting.

[seventhdaughter]

They really ought to tell their little sisters, too.

[bigbrotherbill]

Yes, they really ought to.

The only reasonable solution is marmalade.

[seventhdaughter]

I really do believe you're right.

[halfwayflown]

Leopards are actually the deadliest.

Beautiful things, though.

[forgewheeze]

AND where was I when you and tonks had a drink, eh?

[bigbrotherbill]

Err, drinks were with Hooch, but Tonks very nobly footed the bill. Sometimes, it is brilliant to be Bill Weasley.

Though I'm sure Tonks wouldn't object to buying you and me another drink or two. What's your pleasure--Leaky Cauldron? Three Broomsticks? Hog's Head? Some hip new pub where all the cool young wizards go?

[forgewheeze]

anywhere, really.

[bigbrotherbill]

I'm partial to the Three Broomsticks, then.