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[bigbrotherbill]

It's been a truly brilliatn evening! Sometimes it is just brilliant to bea Weasley

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[halfwayflown]

But Bill, we only - the one time! You know, just that once! That time we....bugger, An and her spiced firesomethig.

...how drun kar eyou?

[bigbrotherbill]

Fairly drunkk!

ANd yoursefl?

[halfwayflown]

I shuld never dirnk. I'm no good ta it.

Also, you should refrain. It's horrinble for the baby!

[bigbrotherbill]

On the contrary you are BRILLANT a tit!

Have i ever told you how absolutly brilliant your name is? To tell you the honets truth, you do not really meet many people whose names begin with X.

What to name the baby? Somethign prillaint!

[seventhdaughter]

Bill, you know I love you more than anyone, so I say this with the most adoration possible, right? But you really deserve the hangover you're likely to have in the morning.

[halfwayflown]

Don't speak that way to a mother! It's disrespectful.

[bigbrotherbill]

Giinny! Youare altogether my absolute favourite little sister!

Auntie Ginny!

[forever_cannons]

If you're not careful, you're going to poke yourself in the eye with your quill, you know.

What did you HAVE, Bill?

[bigbrotherbill]

Hello, Ron! Tghat sounds painful. Don't believe I'll be doing taht.

Whatever it is,, it's delicious! Care for a drnik?

[forever_cannons]

If I say yes, mum will hurt me.

If I say no, I don't get a drink.

This is a tough one, yes. Where are you?

[bigbrotherbill]

Ohhh, here and there and everyhwere.

Where are yoou?

[comfortablemess]

NOT BLOODY FUNNY YOU GREAT TWAT

NOT FUNNY

I AM TELLING YOUR MUM ON YOU

[halfwayflown]

Don't speak to the mother of my child that way, Tonks.

I will be very put out.

[the_weasleys]

Oh, honestly William. This isn't appropriate public behavior! And Xiomara, I'd thought better of you, going along with such a thing...

[halfwayflown]

My dear Molly,

I am very drunk. Perhps for the first time in ten years. I have just been told I'm a father.

Toast me or hush.

[halfwayflown]

Bill.

Bill.

This wil lmake things awkward, you know. With the other others we have.

I suppose they are uncles?

[bigbrotherbill]

Oh! Severus! Im' sure he will be a brilliant uncle.

[obviouslynot]

I will be absolutely nothing of the sort, and this is so ridiculous that any amusement I might have gleaned from your display has been utterly sucked into a vortex of disgust.

[bigbrotherbill]

A vortex of disgust?That sounds very grave, indeed.

I have been thinking about you, you know.