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[bigbrotherbill]

An open letter to Severus Snape:

As per your instructions, have Apparated to Greece and am waiting patiently for you on the beach at Monolithos.

In fact, have been waiting patiently for three full hours. Am horribly sunburnt. Have lost all ability to speak in full sentences.

Where are you, you utter arse? The sun wreaks havoc on the Weasley

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[obviouslynot]

Apologies, Bill. Duties called elsewhere.

[bigbrotherbill]

Apologies? My skin feels as though it's been lit on fire!

Are you aware how difficult it is to cast a cooling charm on your own back?

[obviouslynot]

I have never had the opportunity, no. I shall bring salve when I see you, but I cannot abandon my responsibilities here. I have ties at the moment, socially and otherwise, that I must respect.

[bigbrotherbill]

And what am I to do in the meanwhile? Wait around and enjoy the scenery?

Did you know there have been robins in the most unlikely places? We have to talk.