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[bigbrotherbill]

Dear Minerva

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[tartanandtabby]

Mr Weasley, I would have expected this behaviour from many people, but most definitely not from you! Dare I even ask for the real reason behind this?

[bigbrotherbill]

You may call me Bill, and I hope it is not too forward to call you Minerva.

Truly, it saddens me to know that you suspect my intentions of being less than sincere. But consider, Minerva: I need a date to the ball; you need a date to the ball. We get on quite well together, being courageous, fun-loving Gryffindors and all.

[tartanandtabby]

I assure you, Mr Weasley, that I neither need be called Minerva nor require a date to the ball to attend.

[thedogfather]

AH GO ON THERE MINNIE

[forgewheeze]

BILL YOU MORON I WAS GOING TO ASK FIRST

[bigbrotherbill]

You snooze, you lose, little brother.

[forgewheeze]

Did you not see my message?? I was leading up to it, mate! Some brother you are, why not go with your greasebag? GIVE ME THE WOMAN

[bigbrotherbill]

George, George, time waits for no wizard. Be thankful that you are learning this lesson at a young age.

[forgewheeze]

Mum won't agree, you know.

[bigbrotherbill]

What do you mean, she won't agree? That's the brilliant thing about being of age--listening to your parents becomes a suggestion rather than a requirement.

[forgewheeze]

Professor McGonagall is far too old for you, Billiam. I suggest you leave the elder women to me, yeah?

[bigbrotherbill]

The Grey Lady, Ravenclaw's ghost, is even older. Might I suggest asking her?