The Surprising Upside of Death Panels

[bigcat2k]

The Surpising Upside of Death Panels
or
Why Old People should just Die Already

By Ben Catlin
In the midst of this hopping good time of a raging shouting match / debate I hear all these people getting up in arms about death panels. I just don't get that. It seems like most people don't realize all the great benefits of death panels. So I thought

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[kelglitter]

I'm thinking there are a lot of Children-of-the-Corn/Logan's Run crossover films in our future.

[vip1]

Totally unrelated, but my dad forwarded me an email (that admittedly, I haven't read yet, but it had pictures....) and supposedly Obama has a MySpace page that lists his age as 52 when he's publicly saying he's, like 48 or something. So, either he didn't actually make his own MySpace page (my guess) or he isn't that tech savvy either (or he's a big fat liar, but you know....). I mean, frankly, if the President of the United States has the time to make (and maintain!) a MySpace or Facebook, I think that worries me more than his technical skills related to the above. Just saying.....

Tech support point - AWESOME!!! People might actually WANT to work in tech support again if they wouldn't have to worry about spending 45 minutes explaining where the power button is and that is turns a device on AND off! ;-)

Oh, and getting old people off the roads? YES!!! Unless they drive like the "little old lady from Pasadena" in which case they can be in front of me any day and I will just follow..... ;-)

[rschmit]

That's a pretty hilarious fuck-up by his staff.

[vip1]

Isn't it?! Of course, those who are convinced that he is not a natural-born citizen and have already gone to great lengths to "prove" that he wasn't born in Hawaii are now saying that even if he was, it wasn't yet a state because he was born earlier than he said....LOL!! I'm pretty convinced that he is hiding something, but COME ON!!! That's a stretch by ANY imagination!

[rschmit]

Don't get me started on them. It is idiocy of the highest order. Just say you don't like the guy. This birther shit makes them all look like thinly-veiled racists (which I don't doubt some of them are...law of averages and whatnot).