Office Hours - April 3

Apr 03, 2009 11:42

All of Zoe's usual paperwork had been shoved into drawers, and her desk was covered in books instead. She'd stolen borrowed some zombie-related material from John, and was trying to come up with a plan that didn't involve more students getting attacked. She wasn't even going to try to keep them all inside, but that didn't mean she had to be the one ( Read more... )

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mouthy_merc April 3 2009, 16:25:09 UTC
"Shouldn't you be shooting things," Deadpool said, giving her an accusing look. "Don't think I don't know about that delightful CW Hardy Boys meets--that vampire slaying chick whose name I shouldn't say due to so many reasons."

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bigdamndean April 3 2009, 16:38:55 UTC
"I like my shooting to be productive. Most of the time, anyway," Zoe said. "Before I go out, I want to have an idea of what we're up against. I think John's been rubbing off on me."

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mouthy_merc April 4 2009, 03:12:22 UTC
"Zombies. Shoot 'em in the head or kill them with fire." A beat. "Re-kill them with fire."

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bigdamndean April 4 2009, 03:57:22 UTC
"That'll do for some of them, but not the ones I already know," Zoe said wistfully.

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mouthy_merc April 4 2009, 04:02:58 UTC
...maybe a grenade or two?"

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bigdamndean April 4 2009, 04:49:31 UTC
"I can't afford the risk of accidentally blowing myself sky high."

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mouthy_merc April 4 2009, 04:53:07 UTC
Deadpool gave her a look. "Which is why we don't hold onto them after the wee pin is pulled.

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bigdamndean April 4 2009, 05:14:25 UTC
"I'm quite content to stick with the killing them with fire concept," Zoe said. "I told Anakin he could make flamethrowers if he promised to make extras."

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mouthy_merc April 4 2009, 05:16:35 UTC
"...We can use flamethrowers?!" WHY HAD NO ONE TOLD HIM?

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bigdamndean April 4 2009, 05:46:18 UTC
"If you can find one, and if you can use it without burning anything that shouldn't be burnt. I don't want to hear about unfortunate accidents," she said.

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mouthy_merc April 4 2009, 05:51:39 UTC
"Cross my heart and hope to die." Look, he even managed a Boy Scouts salute.

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bigdamndean April 4 2009, 14:57:51 UTC
"How about you hope not to die?" Zoe replied.

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mouthy_merc April 4 2009, 15:09:50 UTC
"...not even for the lolz?"

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