my band broke up
i was informed last night
by several unrelated people on
separate occasions
at the bar.

good to know.

i spent my scholarship book award on an ipod today.
i am pretty much a bad person but one who is nonetheless hooked up phat.

things you should buy me with your tax returns:

bookends featuring anything but horses, collies or fleurs de lis
a jewellery box with many compartments that smells like old glamour
a sexy hip flask for increased discretion

i would very much like to fall in love with a permanent residence. go to bed with an area code that doesn't change and is easy to remember.

costa rica is really stoked on fried chicken.

i don't get it.

dear aleksandra
stop trying to be an herbal scientist. all you are doing is giving yourself the rag.
now a real professional has to fix you, you dumb bleeding bitch.

-your uterus

one week. one more week of this running to the ground, endless dark and hours stolen by the promise of an end, of these aching bones wrought with cold and memory, of the politics of wintertime: who's flesh radiates the most heat and who's breath will warm these frozen hands when you are gone, your own palms sweaty pressed against the equator. of ( Read more... )

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Sorry, being a member of the surf club is not a good reason for missing an exam. We don't create the exam
until the day before, so you can't take it early anyway. Remember that you were warned in the September and January
syllabi not to make travel plans until exam dates were confirmed. I have turned down several people
for the same reason.dp

excerpt from the email i have just sent off to my psychology professor ( Read more... )