I just want y'all to know.
I ate an entire bag of Gardetto's.

And they have remained in me!

I would just like to say that Dug Schultz ( Read more... )

I wrote a story for my sister for her birthday ( Read more... )

My favorite quotes from my boy this
week include these two:

"Dad, it's hot out here. Can I sit
in the car and listen to Judas Priest?"

and

"Ha, you are going the wrong way. I will
laugh at you Star Wars style."
at which point he laughs to the tune of
the Imperial March.

honorable mention:

"Can we have Knishes and Gatorade for dinner?"

Hello friends,
I just heard from Jay and I
will not be playing the lead in
Samurai Gun. I will however be
playing his best friend and confidante
which is still a featured role and I
am excited as hell.

I am honestly the luckiest guy on earth.

Except for the bad poops that I have had all day.

A friend of mine died last night. I am not sure ( Read more... )

So Hands Up Houston is dead.
I can't wax nostalgic like the rest
of you because frankly they never
brought anyone I liked. They did however
let me into all the shows for free
because they were always stunned that
I was there.

Thank you guys.

And even though the HUH board is still there
we should probably kill that as well.

www.snatchwords.com

The best thing about raising a child is going through the magic of existence again. Sometimes “magic” is just shorthand for things you can’t explain properly like how an airplane flies or pornography. Of course I am kidding, my son knows about thrust and lift. (Great now the jokes are eating themselves) Then there is the super magic, the Santa ( Read more... )

I want to thank everyone who
came out and made Torin's birthday
so wonderful. He and I had a lot of fun
and I hope you did too.

The Oil Ranch Rules!

p.s. And1 called and I am taking
the Professor's place on the next tour.

So for Torin's Birthday I would like
to ask if some people could bring picnic
style food stuffs. I don't think they have
barbeque pits or anything so maybe just sandwich
items and chips and crap would be great.

Let me know.

and thank you