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[bigdusty]

Note to self:
If you drink a lot on a given night, do not eat greasy breakfast the next morning, it never ends well for you and ruins a morning pretty quick...

Note to self:
Buy cheaper beer so there is money left over for Pepto-Bismol

Comments

[libbymonster]

Note to self: Dusty likes to overshare.

[callmeindie]

the only problem with that plan is that you have to drink cheap beer.

...gross

perhaps moderation, rather than a sacrifice in quality, is your better answer

(rum and coke ftw)

[shifter_]

Dear Dusty,

I am somewhat disheartened by you inability to feed me decent quality alcohol. It causes me to get all Biled up and havce to send you a message about proper etiquite to your insides.

#1 Purchase only fine Canadain Beer or Spirits.
#2 Before going to sleep drink 2 large glasses of water, placing a third beside your bed or choice place of passing out.
#3 Wake up and drink #2's third glass
#4 Eat 2 sausage Mc Muffins and 1 large Coffee, black.
#5 Congradulate shifter on re-uniting you with the ability to drink 5 to 6 nights a week and function

Signed,
Your Liver, Spleen, and Lower colon.