Peter got a phone call earrrrrrly Monday morning, just after his father went to 5 am mass.

"Grmb huh?" asked Peter when he picked up the phone.

( And a conversation ensues! )

The sounds of a "Sexy Back" ringtone flooded room 421 Wednesday morning. After letting the ringtone go for a few seconds (Damn that song was good) Peter answered it, knowing who it was.

"Hey Quagmire!"

( Oh look! Another phone call )

Peter had no idea what in the hell happened today.

( Cut for linkdrop )

Peter woke up on Saturday morning feeling well...very Long Island. And he woke up thinking his name was Sonny. He doesn't exactly know where he got the tight jeans and leather jacket but he was very glad he had them on. He could feel the cool running through him. After slathering on a copius amount of hair gel into his hair he was ready ( Read more... )

TO: giggitygiggity@gmail.com
CC: drymartini@gmail.com, iloveloretta@gmail.com
FROM: landogriffin@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Best. Last. Day. That. Has. Ever. Been. Created. Ever. I. Swear. Really.
( Cut for linkdrop and dirty talk )

And now, it's Peter's turn.

( Peter on Family Guy, which you should totally watch. )

TO: drymartini@gmail.com
FROM: landogriffin@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Boobies. Heh, kidding.

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"Dad do I really have to go here? Why can't I stay in Quahog with my friends?" whined Peter Griffin. His arms were folded across his chest and he looked all around unhappy. His father, Francis looked stern ( Read more... )

"Peter! Get your fat, blubbery ass down here!" yelled Francis Griffin.

( Peter gets sent to Fandom )

"Hahahahaha! Oh Jon Stewart, what won't you say? Oh! The machine! Right. Uh...hello, you have reached Peter Griffin. I am unavailable at the moment. Which means that I am either in class, out with my buddies or out saving the world with the rest of my crime fighting team! Leave a message and I'll get back to ya ( Read more... )