Wednesday Night, E-Mail to Brian
TO: drymartini@gmail.com
FROM: landogriffin@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Boobies. Heh, kidding.
Brian,
Ok, I know I said I'd never have fun ever at this school but it really isn't turning out to be all that bad. I still miss you and Quagmire, don't get me wrong. But I think I'll be able to survive the summer. When I arrived yesterday they sent me to a big freaking party! You should have seen all the food! I got to meet my roommate. His name is Ranma. He seems pretty cool. I'm excited to actually have a roommate! We can share stories and be each other's wingmen when we go to bars and pick up chicks! Speaking of chicks I talked to this fine young thing named Nadia at the party. It's too bad she has a boyfriend. I think she was pretty impressed with me. I'm going to be crawling with women here Brian, I can feel it. I also talked to a guy named Jamie who was open to the fact that I would look fine in Daisy Dukes. Told ya so!
I didn't do much today other than hang out in the common room. I met two Peter's! One is British. Wouldn't it be cool to have an accent?! I wish I had one! People would think I'm fancy. I told the other Peter about the time I met Andrew Jackson. Boy I never want to go through that again! Andrew Jackson was a floozy. I also showed a dude named Jude my cheeto through the nose trick. Don't worry though; I didn't vomit this time.
Well Brian, I guess that's about it for now. Hope everythings good with you and you haven't ticked my dad off too much. Remember he did threaten to neuter you. I miss ya buddy.
-Peter
TO: landogriffin@gmail.com
FROM: drymartini@gmail.com
SUBECT:RE: Boobies. Heh, kidding.
Peter-
Please do not try to get involved in a sexual harassment suit while you're there. And if you're spitting orange from that cheeto trick for more than a month, call a doctor.
-Brian
FROM: landogriffin@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Boobies. Heh, kidding.
Brian,
Ok, I know I said I'd never have fun ever at this school but it really isn't turning out to be all that bad. I still miss you and Quagmire, don't get me wrong. But I think I'll be able to survive the summer. When I arrived yesterday they sent me to a big freaking party! You should have seen all the food! I got to meet my roommate. His name is Ranma. He seems pretty cool. I'm excited to actually have a roommate! We can share stories and be each other's wingmen when we go to bars and pick up chicks! Speaking of chicks I talked to this fine young thing named Nadia at the party. It's too bad she has a boyfriend. I think she was pretty impressed with me. I'm going to be crawling with women here Brian, I can feel it. I also talked to a guy named Jamie who was open to the fact that I would look fine in Daisy Dukes. Told ya so!
I didn't do much today other than hang out in the common room. I met two Peter's! One is British. Wouldn't it be cool to have an accent?! I wish I had one! People would think I'm fancy. I told the other Peter about the time I met Andrew Jackson. Boy I never want to go through that again! Andrew Jackson was a floozy. I also showed a dude named Jude my cheeto through the nose trick. Don't worry though; I didn't vomit this time.
Well Brian, I guess that's about it for now. Hope everythings good with you and you haven't ticked my dad off too much. Remember he did threaten to neuter you. I miss ya buddy.
-Peter
TO: landogriffin@gmail.com
FROM: drymartini@gmail.com
SUBECT:RE: Boobies. Heh, kidding.
Peter-
Please do not try to get involved in a sexual harassment suit while you're there. And if you're spitting orange from that cheeto trick for more than a month, call a doctor.
-Brian