somehow my hand was split open, im not really sure how, oh well must have been some invisible terribly smelling man with hairy armpits who did it while i wasnt looking.

fuck you roxanne. you completely suck you whore
i know u. u dont know me.
look behind you!

dude my name is daniel. i like long walks on the beach, hot baths, and women without dicks. Soo, anyway im the drummer for this band and im gonna hit those things hard. Like really hard. Really really hard. come to the concert seriously. its gonna be like awsome. like really awsome. like really rea...... u get it! come to our show! its gonna be so ( Read more... )

omg... im so fucking scared right now, i was on my way home from bass lessons in my housekeepers car. We saw this crazy guy on the street yelling at the top of his lungs "OH NO!!!" so me and my housekeeper started laughing. He saw my housekeeper laughing and he started staring at us (in a deranged killer sort of way) i was getting scared, then we ( Read more... )

this is my post

thanks for hitting me Julia (sarcasm)

COME OVER TO MY HOUSE NOW DANIEL

No entertaining ideas to say today :(

were going places, in case you didnt know big fat s the best band ever ( Read more... )

WE ARE FREAKIN AMAZING, just wait, soon we will play somewhere and you all better come ( Read more... )