Well, shit.

[bigfresh]

Despite my greater efforts at avoiding conflict I find myself dumped into it against my will:

A friend introduces me to a pretty girl. I flirt with Pretty Girl. I kiss Pretty Girl. I have good sex with Pretty Girl. I want to continue seeing Pretty Girl. Pretty Girl is interested in seeing more of me...So what's the fucking problem, you may

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[cloned_hitler]

i could beat her up for you. wouldn't save your ass from being kicked, but at least hers would be too. and her cunt.

[bigfresh]

Make plans. You're coming to the lavacola show Friday the 29th. If not, there will be grave consequences... most of them involving fluorescent light fixtures, all-purpose flour, and nautical adhesive.

If this plan is unacceptable, there will be a stipend paid in the form of a pasta dish. A spicy and delicious pasta dish... homemade, of course. Garlic bread will be served, but I will bring the wine.

That is all.
Joel

[cloned_hitler]

i'm there. jeff too if he doesn't have to work. and i've been telling loads of people about it. and how awesome you guys are.

you're getting italian awesomes. just name a time.