Pungent, ribald flower sable in ersatz innocence. Subtle in presence, deep in flavor I inhale your essence. Saunter up quietly with pleasure in tow. Offer warmth and guidance as generosity by balance. Balance for sleep and sorrow. Pleasure and forgiveness. Bottomless solace in apathy. Drunk lost is promise...

Holy shit, that's a little more ( Read more... )

Everybody's moving away; possibly even me. Also the synth licks in the Eurythmics "Love is a Stranger" sound suspiciously like some of the music from Legend of Zelda 2: The Adventures of Link. All rights reserved.

It's definitely official that ButtLord is moving to Columbus. He happened to mention in passing - and partially jest - that I should ( Read more... )

Being the lord of puzzling analogies that I am, I am tongue-tied at the prospect of concocting a euphemism for that. I don't think that ridiculous metaphor technology has progressed to a point where an analogue can be found for it. I may have to throw in the towel on this one. Shit like this is why people end up in houses with plastic on the ( Read more... )

Brxd's Cadillac caught on fire and burned down to a shell and a frame this morning. What I'm trying to say is that Brxd's [Bradley Collins, my roommate. The 'x' is totally scene.] motherfucking awesome '81 Cadillac with only 50k miles burst into flames on the sultry streets of our little ghetto we call home ( Read more... )

Say I had a weird door in my house that I sort of avoided talking about and was kind of dismissal about and I had a friend over and I was taking a piss or making a sandwich or something and she opened the door out of curiosity and a hulking clown came out the door and punched her in the face. Now say she got a black eye and was in a lot of pain ( Read more... )

I'm punching at the wind here. The obvious futility of this post only adds to my grief, but it's currently my only recourse. I would have done more yesterday. Perhaps responded to attempts at communication, but I got sick with the flu and I didn't have the energy to sit up straight, let alone deal effectively with something that's causing me ( Read more... )

I imagine there are people who pay good money for the level of abuse, humiliation, and sexual backstabbing I see on a daily basis. Jeebus Christ's Buttcheeks, people. Cut it the fuck out. I'm in a phase where I'm dumping myself out there, fishing for sympathy, self-destructing, attention-whoring, and generally emo-ing it up, and let me tell you ( Read more... )

Due to constant prodding and our own impatience, we will be hosting a New Year's Eve party this year. Sunday, December 31, 10:00pm. The location: 307 N. Grimes St., Middletown. We will get a keg of delicious (and nutritious!) Miller High Life. Cups will be a mere $5. Anyone wishing to bring something else is encouraged to do so. Refrigerator ( Read more... )

You know what is complete bullshit? The "Good Sense of Humor" bit. Ask any girl - and I mean any fucking girl - about what she "finds most attractive" in a man, and nine times from ten she'll say she feels most attracted to a man if he possesses a "Good Sense of Humor." This is fucking bullshit!

Here's why. (As if you didn't already know.)

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Yeah! Go Dems!

We got the house for sure, and we may very well take the senate.. unfortunately we won't know for days. Love that modern electoral system. Anyways, things are looking up.

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