I'm fairly sure I'm being cheated on right now, as I type this. This may be the worse feeling I've ever had. As I'm smacking the keys of this keyboard, some guy that isn't me is fucking my girlfriend.

This is not a drill.

BigFresh

DISCLAIMER: This post has almost nothing to do with mayonnaise.
Giant Cinco de Mayo extravaganza Friday, May 5 lavacola will return to Li'l Chicago for a giant show.
New games, new prizes, new songs and our most very special guest WEIRD PAUL!!! /swoon!

May 5, show starts at 10pm NO COVER CHARGE

Bring everyone you know!

BigFresh

Party at my place tonight. 9:00pm. If you DON'T want to party at my place, try to convince me and everyone else to go to Up On Main. I'm game for either. If there is a party at my place, ButtLord, bring up Catchphrase since I left it at your house. BYOB. If you need directions, call or text message 513-267-6540 ( Read more... )

In case you haven't heard already, lavacola is playing at Fat CAt's on Central in Middletown, Friday February 17th. (The day before my birthday.. hint hint.) The roster is Burnt Grass, Brother Ben then us. Show starts at 8:30. No cover.

We will also be playing On St. Patrick's Day at Li'l Chicago pub. The other bands we aren't certain of, but ( Read more... )

As it seems to have become a regular event, I will be hosting a party at my apartment tonight, Friday the 10th of February. Please BYOB and expect to play games such as Karaoke Revolution volumes 1 through 3, Taiko Drum Master, Texas Hold 'Em, Catch Phrase, and Guess What's In Funky's Pocket. The fun begins at 9:30pm and crashing space is first ( Read more... )

I've been meaning to produce a long update for some time now, but I'm lazy and a procrastinator and I have other things that are more important to put off and pretend like I ought to be doing. So now, this is what you get ( Read more... )

*** Quote of the Day ***

90% of being a champion is mental. The other 10% is not being in a fucking wheelchair. - ButtLord

That is all.
BigFresh

Rumors of our show's demise have been greatly exaggerated... lavacola will indeed be performing at Li'l Chicago New Year's Eve. The show will begin roughly at 10pm with possible special guests Burnt Grass, The Funky Colemeister, and America's most misunderstood superhero, 4 Justice. BK Smash is also rumored to be considering attendance ( Read more... )

Sunday, December 11 I'm having a game night at my place. All the usual fun things available. BYOB as usual. Show up anytime after 9:00pm. See you there!

BigFresh

It's been five months since I decided I was going to lose weight. It's been five months since I've hada burger from Hardee's or a Chalupa combo from Taco Bell. (I've long since forgotten what number it is.) To all my nay-sayers who claimed my method would be ineffective: HAH! I've lost 44 pounds. I promised myself a 40 pound victory binge, but ( Read more... )