Feb 17, 2009 14:55
I'm going to go ahead and warn you before you go trying any "Snake" lines. I have a gun, a knife, and I know more than enough ways to kill you with them before you even know I'm there.
Now that the formalities are out of the way....
Who's in charge of the police around here? Need any third-party combat instructors?
snake eater,
death threats,
remember the basics of cqc,
bad pick-up lines,
what the fuck,
unaffected,
gun+knife=gunknife,
naked snake,
curse day,
so many name puns,
big boss,
metal gear solid
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This is probably not the best day to talk police business, but we're always recruiting in various divisions.
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And it's the kind of joke I'd expect a man to make. I'm no gentleman, but even I'm not that low.
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