5th Mission

Feb 17, 2009 14:55

I'm going to go ahead and warn you before you go trying any "Snake" lines. I have a gun, a knife, and I know more than enough ways to kill you with them before you even know I'm there.

Now that the formalities are out of the way....

Who's in charge of the police around here? Need any third-party combat instructors?

snake eater, death threats, remember the basics of cqc, bad pick-up lines, what the fuck, unaffected, gun+knife=gunknife, naked snake, curse day, so many name puns, big boss, metal gear solid

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cutecatenvoy February 17 2009, 21:59:12 UTC
Snakes, Herr?

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biggest_boss February 18 2009, 01:46:41 UTC
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cutecatenvoy February 18 2009, 03:59:32 UTC
I thought you were a cat person!

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biggest_boss February 18 2009, 04:01:57 UTC
I haven't met many "cats" that haven't tried to kill me at one point or another.

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bright_shield February 18 2009, 01:10:29 UTC
Baby, I think I've already died and gone to heaven--sakjfgkjfgkjfgfghjkfgbh

This is probably not the best day to talk police business, but we're always recruiting in various divisions.

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biggest_boss February 18 2009, 01:47:08 UTC
I'll keep that in mind. Know who I need to see about it?

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bright_shield February 18 2009, 02:03:59 UTC
In regards to Special Assault, I deal with most matters --does that turn you---- otherwise Lieutenant Hawkeye, as the current Chief of the Police deals with recruitments.

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biggest_boss February 18 2009, 02:05:31 UTC
I'm not interested in joining up. I'm fine with a training position.

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guardianhime February 18 2009, 01:45:42 UTC
You'd threaten to kill a girl for a pick up line?

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biggest_boss February 18 2009, 01:47:32 UTC
Hn. Wasn't the women I was referring to.

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guardianhime February 18 2009, 01:50:13 UTC
You've had ones from guys?

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biggest_boss February 18 2009, 01:52:13 UTC
Doesn't seem like this thing discriminates.

And it's the kind of joke I'd expect a man to make. I'm no gentleman, but even I'm not that low.

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