For The Young Kids Having Sex, You Will Need to Know The Following Words:
analingus
auxiliary intercourse
Beard burn
boink -(Ashley's personal favorite)
cunnilingus
cupid's hotel -(my personal favorite)
Dirty Sanchez - (my personal favorite)
full house
Onanism
scat
urolagnia
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I am wearing tiny shorts. Even though the Air Force says its an X-Lg it like super extra tiny mega little small. Good times. Ashley has a vagina.

I recently updated my Assignment perference list in PC-3, this is what HQ AFPC will use in consideration of my next assignment ( Read more... )

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I just recently downloaded that one song that the one kid who recorded himself on the internet singing along to it and became apparently famous over, its ok its pretty catchy even tho I don't know the words, its cool to blast it and have every one come out of their rooms and dance to it. AWESOME!

I called the Navy recruiter (Petty Officer Torrez) and she gave me a lot of information. Most of it was good news. The best thing that she said was that I wouldn't have to go through Navy basic. For those that don't care or get all pissy about it, well you got two choices you can live with it or you don't have to.

Good ole' jello rasslin'

Some people piss me off.
Other people are too pissy.
James I'll try and call you later on.
Leave status: Unknown.
People need to stop bitching.
When I am talking they need to listen.
No I am not talking about you.
You shut the hell up.
don't blame me.
I don't care.
you are annoying.

PF.

I will be coming home on the 18th and be leaving on the 1st. yep

I know I haven't updated in a while, oh well you'll get over it. Well it confirmed I am the world's greast Airman First Class, because Thursday I was told that I was the Commander's Support Staff Specialist of the Quarter for the the Squadron and the Group. Next I'll need to do is win the Wing's Award, and I'll be a shoe in for Senior Airman. in ( Read more... )