I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow....so what is the logical choice of actions? Definitely not renting Fight Night 2 and staying up till 4 playing it...getting up and playing it...going to the post office to renew my passport, getting stuck at an intersection because of a damned train....and now sitting here doing this ( Read more... )

You Are the Stuffing


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I now realize, that Jim Beluschi was not Flounder. It was the pledge guy. But it's all good. I was assured tonight that I was getting abid to Lambda Chi Alpha, so I'm going to retire BiggRuss56 and ride with a new screen name. LXAFlounder. So rock me on that one.

Fuck yeah diue, ATO is the shit I fucking went to their party and hooked up wioth some blonde chick with fucking flippy hair those girels are the hizzy. All I know is she fucking throated my dork and her cooter tasted liek freaking fish duide, bu ti was hot and I will remember this. And Rum and Dr. Thunder with RAy the ATo was the best and so was ( Read more... )

Holy shit . I have not been this drunk in my entire fucking life. I met a girlf orm cherrokee county toniught. She's the cool as shit. I am going to sleep now. I'm goign to fucking go tubing with the lambda chi's tomorrow.

I love college.

I can hardly thingk right now.

I had court this morning. I was there for about 25 minutes. They called Carey, "the victim" and my neighbor, back and I don't know what he told the prosecutor. Then Skip Tucker, my arresting officer and my lawyer and the prosecutor, Mr.Barwick, left the court room. The Judge started to talk about stuff. My lawyer returned sat down and told me I ( Read more... )

I think by making life so unbearable, my parents are trying to make me commit suicide, just so they don't have to pay for college.

In other news

I found a 3 year old love note from lea hecht in my encyclopedia. I found it extremely amusing.

Today was awesome. I got up at 3:30 and only felt the slightest bit sad about sleeping away most of my day off.

Then I went to work, but because it wasw raining, there was nothing to do. The truck came early, I left consequently left early and now I am home feeling very well rested.

Hurray...

Today was a really awesome day...minus about 7 of the 8.5 hours I worked. Alan came in to Target which was a plus because there was someone to talk to for a while. Then I worked until about 930 when Nick came in and visited. Nick is the shit, and he was wearing a sweater, which was interesting. Then I got off and We (Me, Him, Dusty the meatcutter/ ( Read more... )

I went With Jimmy to see cabin fever. It is the single most fucked up movie I have ever seen. I can't wait to own it. There has never been a movie that has made me laugh so hard. NOt to mention the easily most original plot ever created from a tottally unoriginal plot...Wow, I'd recommend it to anyone and everyone, and If you need someone to go ( Read more... )