Week 2

[bigguitar6]

Fill in the blanks

My ________ is very ____________, but to my _____________ I never _____________. My mother always said ____________________. I never really ____________ her much.

Last weeks winners:
1. Tom Cleveland
2. Justin Hoag

Being last weeks #1 winner Tom will receive and Buy one get one Free Mountain Dew bottle Cap.

Comments

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[anonymous]

My pony is very volitile, but to my defense I never filled his saddle bags with dynomite. My mother always said she liked pony jerky. I never really let my pony near her much.

-Justin Hoag-

you know how i do

[anonymous]

My dog is very suicidal, but to my suprise I never helped him out. My mother always said "if you hate your life, try suicide". I never really liked her much.

Gero's thing

[anonymous]

My jew is very flammable, but to my nazi leaders I never say "i call first dibs". My mother always said "when you go jew hunting, make sure you let your boss burn em' first". I never really understood her much.

[safetyxpins5]

decided to try

[kittie_b]

My _____perfume___ is very _odious___________, but to my _____goodness________ I never __smelled better___________. My mother always said _________i stank___________. I never really _questioned___________ her much.