When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

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When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

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one word GUYS!!! AGH!!!!

GROW UP!! my life doesnt start with "oh my god what can i do to start shit with someone who i dont talk to anymore"

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ok so whats new.. nothing, just hanging out with kaite n amanda, been golfing now.. take all my frustration out on the ball, most times i wish i was alone.. then no one would see me miss the ball when i try to hit it.. like last night i was out and my boss came and was messing with me and all my balls that i was hitting at least hit the fairway and ( Read more... )

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