My Essay.

[bigi_my_yoina]

Shishido and I have to write an essay about sexual intercourse for our Sex Ed class this Friday. Shishido is undoubtedly going to put off writing his until the day before when he'll beg me to lend him mine so he can copy. However, I decided to post mine now so he can feel inspired to write his sooner.

Comments

[gekidasadaze]

I can't believe you posted it. Everything about Tachibana seems true.

And what's with the fifth reference?

[bigi_my_yoina]

It is. Don't copy.

What do you mean?

[gekidasadaze]

I'm not going to copy! Yours.

There's OBVIOUSLY nothing about me in there so don't put my name as a reference!

[bigi_my_yoina]

But I needed more references.

[tachibanaism]

That picture is from when I thoroughly and completely tromped Shishido, right?

[gekidasadaze]

...

...

ATOBE. USE A DIFFERENT PICTURE.

[bigi_my_yoina]

That was the only picture I could find of him. Sorry.

[gekidasadaze]

[getahippy]

Kippei doesn't have any babies or STDs, rich-bro. You must have got chlamydia sometime after he fucked you.

[bigi_my_yoina]

...

I didn't get anything of the sort.

[getahippy]

Why the obsession with Kippei, then? I assumed you were trying to find a scapegoat for a rash.

[bigi_my_yoina]

There is no rash.

[osamurahara]

Oh, kids.

[bigi_my_yoina]

?

[osamurahara]

Think you know everything at fifteen, I know how it is.

Have a thumb.

[bigi_my_yoina]

[sexy_and_skorty]

Some people argue that homosexual intercourse is wrong, this is most likely because
- they've never tried it
- they're too ugly for any sex and are therefore most likely jealous
- both

...hn.

[bigi_my_yoina]

That's probably the first time you've ever agreed with me. Does this mean you're admitting we're friends?

[sexy_and_skorty]

NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T.

[bigi_my_yoina]

Too bad.