My Essay.

[bigi_my_yoina]

Shishido and I have to write an essay about sexual intercourse for our Sex Ed class this Friday. Shishido is undoubtedly going to put off writing his until the day before when he'll beg me to lend him mine so he can copy. However, I decided to post mine now so he can feel inspired to write his sooner.

Comments

[takisntaregular]

Atobe. :>

[bigi_my_yoina]

...?

[takisntaregular]

... Did you suddenly forget who I am? ;_;

[bigi_my_yoina]

No, I was just enquiring about the strange comment.

Quick. How fast did I reply to your comment?

[borntokickass]

You make sex gross.

[bigi_my_yoina]

You're too young to be reading this anyway.

[ichinenbuchou]

oh that was interesting to read!!! but you're wrong about the breasts, all you have to do is get a girl with hardly any at all!!!

[bigi_my_yoina]

...or just not get a girl at all.

Girls talk too much afterwards.

[totallynot_kira]

Has anyone had a positive experience when it comes to heterosexual sex? Nothing seems to suggest so.

I resent that.

[bigi_my_yoina]

I'm crushed.

[totallynot_kira]

Are you now?

[bigi_my_yoina]

Entirely.

[gouyagod]

Quite educational. I'd give it a B.

[bigi_my_yoina]

Only a B?

What did you feel was lacking?

[gouyagod]

Your teacher might find some of slightly prejudiced contents inappropriate, but personally, I believe your essay lacked important details.
No teacher will appreciate reading an essay to discover that his students "finds biology tiresome" and can't be bothered to write his essay properly.
The part about babies was lacking. Not to mention unsettling. I'm not sure if I should be hoping they come from different mothers or not.
The part about Sexually Transmitted Diseases was more than lacking. I suggest you honor STDs with at least a specific example or two and an explanation, and not just Tachibana-kun's [quite unflattering] picture.

[bigi_my_yoina]

Firstly. My teacher thinks I'm awesome. So we can brush over that.

Biology IS tiresome. Do you like Biology, Kite? I believe Biology is a universally disliked subject and therefore that statement is objective rather than subjective. I didn't mention anything about not being bothered to write my essay correctly.

The part about babies was the most detailed part. I had to work hard to get that Fudomine picture.

Who cares about Tachibana. I mean really.