Ever-So-Gently...

[bigjadakiss]

A tall glass of sweet and smooth Arbor Mist pleasantly sits upon my desk watching my plump fingers tap ever-so-gently against the keyboard. My round stomach is resting against my lap like a fat infant, and my contact lenses are drier than your grandmother's vagina at this time of the evening. "Oh, livejournal. Where have you been all my life?" I

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[flrt_311]

How do you know how dry my grandmother's vagina is!? O_o

Have fun studying sweetie! I understand the whole fat stomach on your lap haha. Mine's the saaame way. It's horrible.

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