Wtf, sand has DNA?

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Finger's healed (at least mostly, since I've regained feeling in most of it), had the EEG, had the MRI, I'll get the results of those on Friday morning. Although I have a pretty good idea what the MRI will reveal.
Work is ridiculous, what with a local crime ring making its rounds to my store and the ones next door and Christmas rearing its ugly head

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[lifefordummies]

Omg, I so wanna travel with you over the summer. I just got a raise, so if I save up I should be able to do so comfortably.

And what's this about a local crime ring? o_0

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These really *hums Sanford and Son theme tune* chicks come in and try to steal our Yankee Candles and sell 'em on eBay. However, there's not a high rate of turnover at our store, so we all know about them. So they knock over other stores in our region and, on the same day they came into our store, stole $500 worth of product from a neighbouring store in the shopping centre. They'll try to hit the same stores twice in a day.

The sad part: one of them is, like, 15.

But yeah, about traveling. WOOT.

[lifefordummies]

Hallmark Hoppers... o.o

What is this world coming to...

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And someone else has stolen THOUSANDS worth of Precious Moments. I personally detest Precious Moments, but they're a big seller, and so much of our stock going missing is like retail sodomy.
But Willow Tree remains safe...as far as I know.
And on a happier note, a customer bought Happiness for his friend and I got to tell the story of how you got me Happiness for Christmas! :D And about the other ones you got for other people and he thought that was a really good idea--said he might do that for his friends' birthdays.