I need a good feminine synonym for 'stud muffin' that isn't boo, bitch, chick, ho, or girlfriend.
Donations appreciated.
I'll repay you with a couple big words with which you can baffle people in conversation.

Have you ever heard someone's voice and thought it tasted like something?
Or seen someone and imagined them with a colour they had nothing to do with?
I'm doing it a lot lately.
Words have tastes and different colours now.
Weird.

People suck, they really do!
I'm medicated and I'm annoyed, don't fuck with me.

Dear friend,
I know how busy you are with your life so far away from this one. But now, things have gotten ridiculous.

No, don't interrupt me. And don't get hysterical. But most of all...

Don't you even try to play the martyr with me.

You may have tried to guilt trip me in the past, but now, it's not going to work. This is your fault.

You want amends ( Read more... )

Sleepwalking is always interesting at my house ( Read more... )

Guess who dyed her hair the colour of Guinness and didn't tell you about it? ; )

RIP Jane Elaine Bane, you were the bestestest cat and the prettiest LiveJournal background that I will ever know.

I loved my cat a lot.

I'm home.

I'm home from Nacogdoches. Call me.

And don't forget my birthday. : )

Idaho is ( Read more... )