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[biglovescott]

I don't know why my mom's couch hates me so much. All I did was lay down wrapped in a blanket, and next thing I know it's 3 hours later. I think it works with aliens and helps abducts me for strange periods of time.

If only I got a probing out of the deal!

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Hmmm...

[sexualjesus]

Couch of Doom?

Re: Hmmm...

[biglovescott]

It might well be. Coupled with the Down Comforter of Doom... together they are determined to make winter a very very sleepy time for my family.