Top 10 one liners from the Edinburgh festival

[bigme]

Top 10 one liners from the Edinburgh festival

As quoted from the article in BBC news today: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-14646532

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1) Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

2) Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

Comments

[derekthelamb]

No.10 made me LOL.

[jeffthelion]

2.,3.,5.,7. and 10. were all belting!