"Bertha" the Van 2000-October 19, 2008

[bigpoppanyy]

Bertha, my van, is dead. Her brakes decided not to work anymore while I was driving down a busy road. I did not have an accident but grinding steel on steel to stop does not help the car

Comments

[ozzydarkman312]

fuckin sweet man....the prius is the car i wanna get when i buy a new car....like 5 years from now..lol

[senorcrunchy]

I say call it Ralph. 'Cause that bitch be green!

[bigpoppanyy]

but she's blue...

[ozzydarkman312]

she may be blue but she is considered to be the "greenest" car on the planet...therefore she be green!!!

[bigpoppanyy]

but she's a SHE... i can't call a she "Ralph" even if that is a green name.

[bigpoppanyy]

If anyone is going to read this: Her name is Kaylee.