This is an utter cop-out, I know, but I have an upper respiratory infection

[bigredcowbell]

...which means that instead of granting you all the courtesy of a decently constructed anecdote, I'm going to copy the convo I had with Alex.

anointedyogurt (10:50:50 PM): earlier today i was friended by Lisa Sussman, who goes to Wesleyan,w ith this message
anointedyogurt (10:51:36 PM): "Dumbarton=not such good times, but wesleyan is fucking sweet.

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[mandeemoo22]

She's also a Jew. And she is somehow related to one of my mom's friends.