Last week it was that stupid fucking sinus headache shit, then I was fine for like 2 days until my lung decided, "oh hey, I'm gonna hurt everytime you breathe in!" And now that that is starting to go away, my throat hurts like a bitch everytime I swallow. Anything. Water, food, saliva, anything. I seriously hate my body soo much right now. ( Read more... )

If this were the early 1600s in New England and your eldest son had come down with whatever the fuck illness that I've had for the past couple of days, it would be time for you to start ammending your last will and testament so the the next of kin after him would inherit the family plot. Getting sick during the first weeks of school = baaaad.

All things considered, this was probably the best birthday I've ever had. I can't think of a better way to celebrate a birthday than spending 5 straight nights with your best friends. Going to out to bars, doing what we normally do at home, and it all ending with a pretty great party. So I just wanted to thank anyone and everyone who took me out ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to me! I'm 21 now.

Alright, all I have to do is make it through tonight's shift and then I don't have to be back to work again until the 15th. Sweet.

By far, New Years is the best holiday. Hands down.

Have a happy new year everyone!

I would make a post about how I wish I was my room mate Steve but I'm not really that depressed or lonely. So I don't wish I were anyone. Anyone but me. And that's new, I guess. This has been an entire week of the most amazing experinces of friendship (remembered or not) ever, which is greatly appreciated. Life is great right now. Two weeks ( Read more... )

I don't think it's physically possible for human beings to consume more ham than I just did. Turkey is for sissies.

Merry Christmas.

As of right now. I can not possibly be expected to distinguish between what really happened last night and what did not. Jeeeeeesus Christ!

So I still haven't heard back from Dr. Fisher about my blood test. I'm not sure, but I don't think that's a good sign. Whatever, as long as we know that it's not an Ulcer or a Kidney Stone we're cool. And it feels just fine now ( Read more... )