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[bigsisterbunny]

[That Lopunny girl seems to be out jogging again. But this time she's in a dress. A big frilly dress, with a petticoat and everything. And is she panting? The occasional swearing was normal, but the panting wasn't. Maybe she was sick today.]

Hey everybody! My name's Leslie and I'm a gigantic fag!

Comments

[veggiephobe]

You might want to turn around and jog the other way Lesile, cause you just entered Wart's territory... and you know what that means...

The Star Spirits must've had pity on the poor frog as he just experienced a crash and burn session by his former flame, but there's another in the midst who had glued his broken heart back together again. And that very one could very well be his suitor to carry his successor! Oh joy of joys!

Now clean of the mess he made on himself from said 'breakup', he stepped into his now freshfully clean carpet and slowly flew behind the bunny pokemon with his mind in the gutter... but for the good of preserving the royal bloodline - yeah!

[bigsisterbunny]

Lola got a little freaked out when she finally stopped to look behind her. She tripped and sat facing the strange creature, shocked.

"Whoa! Giant frog! Where'd you come from?"

[veggiephobe]

The carpet landed a few feet away from the Lopunny as Wart stepped off with graceful precision(for an obese frog), walking towards her with love in his eyes.

♪ "...In all my dreams, there's a vision I see... Your hand in mine, my dear Marian, Marian...Ribbit" ♪ sang the King with all his heart, stopping in front of the pokemon and lending out a hand to help her up, that is if she accepts the offer.

[bigsisterbunny]

Well, this was immensely creepy... On the other hand, how mean did she feel like being to her poor brother? The answer was a lot, because Lola was a bitch.

"Why hello there, handsome!" 'Leslie' cooed, adopting a much less threatening pose. "What's your name?"

[go4the4hatches]

GOD!!!! I'M SURROUNDED BY FUCKTARDS!!!

Take your pansyass somewhere far away from here, you worthless piece of flesh.

[bigsisterbunny]

Well, someone's awfully grouchy today. Would you like a hug?

[go4the4hatches]

HELL NO!!!!

Get within ten meters of me and I swill bring the pain, I swear.

[bigsisterbunny]

I'm standing right here, big guy.

[g1r7_g3n1u5]

Interesting...you're acting unusual for Leslie.

May I ask which of the two you are?

[bigsisterbunny]

Oh, I'm definitely Leslie. See my pretty dress?