Twenty quick facts about Chuck Norris...

[bigsparklingnew]

1) Some say Chuck Norris' tears are in fact, the cure for cancer. Too bad he has never cried

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[pitts_17]

21) Chuck Norris farted once, it was called the Bubonic Plague

[jesus_h_macy]

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

[apleasuretoburn]

Hahaha, Chuck Norris facts are one of the best things about being alive.

[blonde_zero]

wow...you must be bored :P

[split_fifty]

I love Chuck Norris as much as the next heterosexual man ... But I MUST know ... Where did this internet phenomonon start? HOW, man, HOW?!