★ Two ★

[bigstebowski]

Overlord Baal, you have earned my respect. The depths of your cunning cruelty know no bounds. As a demon, I have been humbled by your tenacity. You truly are the Lord of Terror.

On a related note...

WHY DO I HAVE TO ROOM WITH MAO?

Overlord's son, I swear, if you do not pick up that garbage you have strewn so inconsiderately all over the room--or

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[no_dad_no]

It winked? So Project Omicron has developed a fondness for you... well, there's no accounting for taste, but I'll accept your union.

[eats a banana and throws the peel at your roses]

[bigstebowski]

There will be no union between myself or any of your...unsightly messes.

[Flicks the banana peel back at Mao with the tip of his sword]

Disgusting.

[no_dad_no]

All right, but you're going to have to be the one to break it off.

[Ducks and lets it hit the wall.]

Is this a demon's room or isn't it?

[bigstebowski]

Just because it's a demon's room doesn't mean it needs to be deplorable. This is ridiculous.

[deadpandevourer]

Don't be so down. If you're unhappy, laugh, and your problems will go away.

[bigstebowski]

...Hmph.

I suppose you're right. Letting my temperament get the best of me only makes the situation worse.

[deadpandevourer]

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[bigstebowski]

I'm sorry, I seem to have missed the joke.