So how bout that ( Read more... )

I'm listening to a small tape recorder I found in a broken down car, as of right now ( Read more... )

Anyone notice all the big brand commercials with..

1 FREE MUSIC DOWNLOAD, if you buy (x)product ?

When I first saw these commercials, the first thing I thought was..

WHOADownloading music for free?! Absurd ( Read more... )

I saw a 1,000 legger hop and flip tonight.

There's more to come.

I condone the clubbing of baby seals.

I just realized what the term "5 oclock shadow"'s underlying meaning is ( Read more... )

There's a new Mcdonald's Commercial out now.

A dad starts jumping on his child's bed.
The child groggily starts getting up and rapping.
About how his Father wakes him up on the weekend.
About how something his father does is cute.
And how he wants to sleep in.
And not wake up for breakfast.
At McDonald'sAll this rap and these cute-fatherly- ( Read more... )

Who knows.

I sure don't.

Not now at
least.

I had a strange dream a couple of nights ago.

I dreamed I was in a movie. I wasn't really sure if I was or not.But for this story's sake, I'll just say I'm pretty sure I was in a movie.

In the beginning, I was walking through East Brunswick Vo-Tech's Hallways.But these were not my school's hallways. I was in the school ( Read more... )

If I was about to save someone from falling off a cliff,
before saving them, I would make them promise to me that they would
never take a bath again.