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[bigtushie]

Post anything that you want (in the comments), BUT post it ANONYMOUSLY. It can be anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. Be sure to post Anonymously and Honestly. Post twice or 40 times if you'd like.

i decided to do this! so post away!

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[shy_collar]

One day when I was in the 5th grade I decided to do
something incredibly stupid. Now before I reveal what
that stupid act was I should mention that I had become
very bored with traditional masturbation (with the hand)
and was exploring other household items.

One morning, while showering, I caught the eye of the
VO5 shampoo bottle. It's long slender shape and subtle
curves grew to flare my curiosity. So I unscrewed the
cap and inserted my penis.

It not only failed to give me any sort of arousal but
my penis began to burn -- a LOT! So I pulled out and
washed and scrubbed to get rid of the burning. Then I
washed my hair and everything else and pretended it
never happened.

[shy_collar]

wait...woops

[bigtushie]

what was the point of that?

[shy_collar]

The point of what? The anonymous post -- I'm still getting the hang of livejournal so I forgot to post anonymously. The post -- I was playing along with your request. The reason I used the shampoo bottle -- "I had become very bored with traditional masturbation (with the hand)."

Hey, send me some pics of you and I'll make you a new xanga site.

[anonymous]

you're loud and obnoxious, but you always put me in a good mood and i love you :o)

[anonymous]

you are CRAZY! but you can always cheer someone up no matter what the circumstances. and THAT is awesome.

[anonymous]

eh, fattie fat fat Fat! .. ich liebe dich.. Ich bin heiss.. du bist tieger.. Wir Sind Wir.. you totally tanned I <3 Chris on your stomach!

[anonymous]

you are the coolest!!!