Bingo

[bigvividworld]

For the first time in my life, I won at bingo. Ok, I wasn't the first person to call bingo, but there were multiple prizes, and I won. What did I win? Well, I won a pair of Wahrsteiner sunglasses. (Wahrsteiner is a brand of German beer, btw). Downstairs in the hostel in Berlin where I'm staying, I called bingo at the same time as another

Comments

[scott_lynch]

Zombie outbreak? We already fuckin' had one. They called it the 2004 presidential election.

Why A Zombie Onslaught Would Rox0r

[gloomchen]

In the middle of nowhere, there is a tiny midwestern town full of people whose idea of fun is listening to Nickelback and drinking Budweiser. Occasionally, they "mix it up a bit" and have a few Jagerbombs. Somewhere in the background lies a small girl dying for an ounce of culture. However, in the event that culture cannot be brought to this village, one can only relax on a second-story balcony and wait.

And that's when it happens. First, it's just one white minivan full of soccer children that swerves off the road to avoid something and into a piece of corporate art. As the doors open and the screaming crotch-droppings erupt, the source of the disruption starts picking them off one by one. Five minutes later, more white minivans crash. Red SUVs join them. The streets are alive with the smell of burning oil and twisted metal, with just a hint of decaying flesh

[amelia]

Eh...I still have nothing to say to this horrible lie.