yesterday i set off km's air horn during lunch. i was just like, huh, whats this? i wonder if it still works....it probably wont but let me just have a look-see...."BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH ( Read more... )

any college that boasts a pirate-themed acapella group called "Arrr" that sings sea shanties is the place for me.

<3 brown

is it weird that im actually somewhat excited for school?

been a while since i updated, so pretty much summin it up ( Read more... )

"Gallop indeed! She has not had a gallop in her for the last ten ( Read more... )

butch beach policewomen.....suagr sugar hodgies love scene....asian men.....and super soaking tourists <3

"dude! that girl had fuckin huuuge boobs (hysterical laughter) and gavin shot her with the soaker and got her right in the face!!!! she fuckin screamed sooo loud!!"

we all could use some more friends like these

ahhh summer.... nothin like the beach/country club/lazer tag.....all the good stuff. even work is lazy and nice....except i feel a little like a dirty pirate hooker due to the hot weather and all the creepy mexicans in vans who come in and slip me money and jabber at me. yesterday i swear to god one car came in FILLED with hispanic people and the ( Read more... )

all this countin down to summer, and now its finally here and i dont know what to do with myself. i wish i had done better in school this year/studied more/put in some more effort.......it sucks to be done and look back with regrets ( Read more... )

this weekend was hot....in so many ways.....friday nite was absolut fun and jeep flying/saturday was dock+pool+hampton(wee little hispaniard men hitting on us???)/sunday i was kidnapped for some more pool+dock+ellen's car ( Read more... )

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