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Okay... small disclaimer here - In no way do I claim that this little story will have any point or be cool at all.
Last night I had a dream. This, in itself is a notable occasion because I rarely remember my dreams. In this dream, I was chillin' with these two girls and one guy, just drinking, having a good time. It was clear that one girl and the guy were dating... the other one was kind of mine for the taking I guess. The only strange thing here is that the girl with the bf was Dido. She didn't look like Dido (at all), but whenever she talked, music came on in the background and she kind of half sang whatever it was, just like Dido does in her music. When she was done talking, the music cut out. Weird.
Later, I realized that the other girl was a chick that I knew and kind of dated in high school, but she didn't look completely right (and that may have been the pink, frilly one-piece bathing suit and low-slung jeans she was wearing). After that realization, I had to go to the bathroom really bad, and went in, flung the lid up and sat down and started taking a dump. I realize that the lid is digging into my back, and half turn to see the girl I knew from high school crushed between the lid and the tank of the toilet. I lean forward to allow her to get out (not getting off the toilet), and we continue to talk while I try and finish my dump. It's obvious that she likes me, and is trying to come on to me (whilst I'm crapping) but I can't seem to squeeze out the last bit, and thus can't get up or even wipe my ass. Then, I woke up.
Take from that what you will.
In other news, I ordered all the parts for my new computer yesterday... much fun shall assuredly ensue when I build it (hopefully it all comes in by Friday). I only ended up dropping $650 for what should be a rather hot little mama, so I'm excited (and not too broke... although the tuition bill is due soon).
Last night I had a dream. This, in itself is a notable occasion because I rarely remember my dreams. In this dream, I was chillin' with these two girls and one guy, just drinking, having a good time. It was clear that one girl and the guy were dating... the other one was kind of mine for the taking I guess. The only strange thing here is that the girl with the bf was Dido. She didn't look like Dido (at all), but whenever she talked, music came on in the background and she kind of half sang whatever it was, just like Dido does in her music. When she was done talking, the music cut out. Weird.
Later, I realized that the other girl was a chick that I knew and kind of dated in high school, but she didn't look completely right (and that may have been the pink, frilly one-piece bathing suit and low-slung jeans she was wearing). After that realization, I had to go to the bathroom really bad, and went in, flung the lid up and sat down and started taking a dump. I realize that the lid is digging into my back, and half turn to see the girl I knew from high school crushed between the lid and the tank of the toilet. I lean forward to allow her to get out (not getting off the toilet), and we continue to talk while I try and finish my dump. It's obvious that she likes me, and is trying to come on to me (whilst I'm crapping) but I can't seem to squeeze out the last bit, and thus can't get up or even wipe my ass. Then, I woke up.
Take from that what you will.
In other news, I ordered all the parts for my new computer yesterday... much fun shall assuredly ensue when I build it (hopefully it all comes in by Friday). I only ended up dropping $650 for what should be a rather hot little mama, so I'm excited (and not too broke... although the tuition bill is due soon).