Unbelievable

[bigwhiteymcgee]

Welcome to today's episode of "Actual Conversations I've Had With Real People!"

Today's real person is...a Deli Worker.

Me: "I'd like a tuna salad sandwich on wheat toast, please."

Deli Worker: "What would you like on it?"

Me: "Just lettuce and onions, please."

Deli Worker: "Any mayo or mustard on that?"

Me: "No thank you, just lettuce and onions

Comments

[englshivy]

Classic. I love it when the Subway guy graduates from Sandwich Artist to Sandwich Evangelist. I actually had one try to talk me out of getting the Veggie Delite last week. "Are you aware that it has no meat on it? It is only vegetables!" Uh, yeah. I'm aware of what the VEGGIE DELITE is made of.