I Did It

[bigwhiteymcgee]

In light of O.J. Simpson's atrocious new "hypothetical" book, O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened, here are some books I'd like to see published:

Osama bin Laden: If I'm Hiding, Here's Where I Am

Kenneth Lay: If I Stole All My Employees' Retirement Funds, Here's Where I Stashed Them

Adam Sandler: If I'm a Retarded 13-Year Old, Here's

Comments

[st4rryid]

You make me howl, I swear. That was great.

[junebelle]

You're in so much trouble with that Dave Matthews one. We're on the rocks.

Boregasm

[schminteresting]

Dane Cook is a tireless marketing machine who lacks a particular something... a certain X factor... oh right, funny material! That's it.

You're so right; he's not funny. At all.