He eyes me like a pisces when I am weak.

[bijoul]

You don't have to peep the tabloids to know I'm known for having an active imagination, almost to the point where hypochondria and paranoia rule my existance. Don't mistake this for being a dramaqueen though because it's quite different. Being a dramaqueen means you do this to get attention; you put on a show so others will cater to your whim.

Comments

[levine]

I like your songs.

[bijoul]

Ssh. No one should ever listen to my screeching teenage angst.

[levine]

There was one I forget, I think it had something to do with coconuts or pineapple but it was so sweet sounding I just kind of loved it. I don't know, your voice still makes me smile. And on top of that you wrote this whole thing about Nirvana I can't even comment on because I got hit with that already today, and you don't any more affirmation that I dig you loads.

[bijoul]

You suck up well, Adam. But thank you for all the kind words... I'll be sure to right you a campaign contribution check for this quarter!

[jaredleto]

I can't believe he referenced them first. Oh well. For old time's sake. AND DONT TEEEEEELLLL ME THAT YOU WAAAAAAAAAAANTTT ME TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU. THIS. WAY. IF I WERE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKER, AND YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED ME WOULD YOU STILL. ACT. THIS WAY??

And this is so much creepier after listening to your paps. Just for your reference.

[bijoul]

I hope I have successfully tainted any and all memories you have of me with said confession. Just wait till I get drunk and tell you how much you remind me of my Papa!!!!

[leejason]

I haven't got the time to list all the people I've wanted to punch for not wanting to fuck me. I think I can handle a little attitude, for fuck's sake, I've worked with Thomas Cruise.

[bijoul]

I think you deserve a purple heart for that one... though let's be honest, life has treated you right now and you get to hang on set with my girl Jaime. So really, you just put in your dues!

[leejason]

Jaime's a hell of a good time on set. She should get her ass around here, but with the new baby, I imagine her schedule's as full as it can get.

[bijoul]

I am fully convinced Dezzi is the cutest baby to grace the planet ever. I will beg her mercilessly if only she will post photos of him constantly.

[mrwahlberg]

I used to have these incredibly detailed dreams about hanging out with Marvin Gaye and bitching about how much we hated our fathers.

[bijoul]

Someone else who knows how haunting it can be! And hey, anytime you need to bitch about your Father I'm here. I've got that monologue down to a science too.

[mrwahlberg]

Trust me, nothing I got in mind to say about the old man's anything I want to say in front of a lady.

[bijoul]

Well your chivalry is noted, though I don't know how many would back up your claims of me being a lady.

[ehawke]

The end of my finger never did grow back, woman. I kid, but in all seriousness, I was watching Hostel 2 the other night and you grabbed it for me, along with the other ladies. It might not be Shakespeare, but I can honestly say I loved every second of it.

[bijoul]

Oh you wish. If it was you who was harassing me that ill-fated evening, I would have used the cigar cutter to cut something else off. Hey, speaking of cutting something else off -- Glad you liked Hostel: Part Two!!!!