-Laurie and i celebrated six years over the weekend. Yay ( Read more... )

god everyone at work today is a fucking asshole. we officially move everything out of the office and into our homes tomorrow, and it's nuts around here. i was smart and brought everything home already except mailing supplies, the postage machine (because we needed those today) and my 60-pound computer from 1995 that I'm not looking forward to ( Read more... )

Its now two weeks till our office goes virtual, and my tummy hurts. I just got another ridiculous responsibility thrown at me to take over once it goes into effect, and I'm pissed and dreading it all ( Read more... )

Here's a run-down of the weekend ( Read more... )

GEORGE CARLIN BIT IT AND NOW I'M SAD

i've probably said this before, but i don't get why men bring reading materials into the bathroom. i certainly don't. i don't know any other women who do, either. why do they do it, especially at work? every day, i see you walking toward the bathroom with a Red Eye, mister. why don't you just stand up in the middle of the room and announce to ( Read more... )

i get to see a screening of a documentary on meth tonight, as if there aren't enough of those out there already. too much meth fucks you up and everyone around you yadda, yadda, yadda. i fucking get it. sheesh. i'm attending because there is a much talked about discussion afterwards that many people are supposedly attending so they can argue about ( Read more... )

it's one of those slow days ( Read more... )

Did you know, you could get your pussy painted? It's quite pricey, and has to be re-painted every three months. I can imagine the looks people give you when they come over to your house and see what a freak you are.

I think I would paint my three little boys like pink piggies.


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wow, this weekend blew. it started out awesome. on friday, i got to grab some eats with ruby, and then headed over to circuit for the gay idol finals. i had a lot of fun, and out drank everyone there. i'm surprised we were able to count and tally all the ballots. i mean, holy jesus, i was loaded lol. i blame cynthia for having me order doubles of ( Read more... )