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[bikinuswax]

Screw me sideways with a broom and call me Jeffrey.

So, the last thing I remember I was at a party. Some guy offered me some kind of chemical substance, said it's all the rage in Rio.

And today, I wake up. In a park in Sheffield. I'm on the train back to Londinium now.

What have I missed?

Comments

[suga_rape]

mainly a lot of whiskey etc.

[bad_hangman]

Nevermind what you've missed, sweetheart. I've clearly missed you, which is a great shame.

Be careful what you wish for- I may take you up on that opening gambit.

[naboo_thats_who]

You need to get yourself a more responsible supplier.

Naboo, The Nabootique, Dalston.

[not_a_preacher]

A similar thing happened to me recently. Got wasted with some guys at the Hangman's Club, then woke up in a ditch, no knowledge of where I was or how I got there. It took me fucking five days to get home. I had no sense of where I was, I had no money and no mobile phone. Scary shit.

Things are coming back slowly though. Can't make the connections between the random imagery yet, but it will come. I hope you feel OK.