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[bikinuswax]

What is this? Oh, right, the reason for my latest personal crisis. Not that things aren't jam and cake for Dajvey. I've been in America this last month, cutting a swath as guest promoter for Trident Music Festival, which is why tenderfoot Tilly McGillis has been gracing your Snoopy Beats screen instead of me. My network execs are now properly

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[ultra_ebola]

Was wondering where you'd popped off to. Figured we'd find you dickdeep in someone soon enough.

Gigging it up this weekend. Any chance of a mention? Think of all the good times. All the favours given.

[bikinuswax]

I think of all the good times, and then I think of how I had to travel to America without an assistant and find a new one while suffering jet lag. I did find one, doing lines of coke next to Mary Kate in a Fred Segal dressing room, but he lacks your threatening air. Which means things don't happen as fast as I'd like them too, and since they're not happening as fast, I guess I'll just have to get back to you on the subject of a mention.

[ultra_ebola]

Now, don't be bitter, sweetness. I worked my tight little arse off for you, over and above and beyond, yeah. You knew it was only ever a short-term thing. Least you could do is give me a push up the ladder.

If you're still wavering, you might wonder what would happen if things started happening fast for my blades. Not to mention herself.

[bikinuswax]

I admire your threats, but they don't work on me. Your salary was more than a push, and any other favors will be out of the kindness of my heart. Trouble is, you don't respect the kind-hearted.

[suga_rape]

dirty dajve missing her mojo? such a shame. we've never connected, yeah, and it was an interesting hook.

[bikinuswax]

Don't put me to pasture yet, Y?, I'm not going down without a fit or a fight. Once a C with a D, you don't wanna re-alphabatize.

[suga_rape]

could give you the A and B to match - spelling lesson, soon? jonny wants stimulus from the... simple: from the dajve. find myself footloose. lose yourself?

[bikinuswax]

And I find myself fancy free, fancy that. Where do you want me?

[bad_hangman]

The more I get to know you, the more I realise how similar we are. Having said that, I hope we aren't going to find a junior Bikinus in our midst in nine months.

And I find myself somehow disappointed to not have to make that clinic visit.

Unless...

Shit. I'd better talk to the staff.

[bikinuswax]

Stranger things have happened, they really have. I'd be an excellent Daddums, I'd hire only the best nannies. It would be completely Mary Poppins.

We never saw just how similar, did we? I suppose you can always ask Emma for the finer details.

She should be fine, by the way. Those were early days.