[YooSu] 4 Reasons Why Yoochun Had Laser Eye Surgery
TITLE: 4 Reasons Why Yoochun Had Laser Eye Surgery
AUTHOR: Kate
PAIRING: YooSu
GENRE: Lame attempt at Humor/Crack
RATING: R for some er... adult terms and situations
Summary: *points to title* XD
A/N: I blame my lack of sleep for this. Forgive me? T.T
i.
"Hey. Can you hand me the sugar, please? It's over there," Jaejoong asked Yoochun, who was sitting across the dining table from him, idly flipping through a magazine. Jaejoong's eyes never left the the recipe book he was reading from, his forehead crunched up in concentration as he slowly absorbed in the instructions. He pointed vaguely at the direction of the cupboard where they kept the condiments, knowing full well that Yoochun did not know where it is.
"Here you go, hyung," Yoochun said cheerfully, handing over the shaker before going to the living room, probably to bother Junsu while he's playing Starcraft.
"Thanks," Jaejoong replied distractedly, sprinkling a healthy portion of it over the bowl he was stirring, not noticing that he's already all alone in the kitchen.
'Hmmm,' he said to himself with his eyes closed, smiling slightly, clearly savoring the aroma coming from his own creation.
20 minutes later...
"Let's eat, you guys! I made a cupcakes with chocolate fudge on top!" Jaejoong called proudly, his excitement clearly visible in his voice. It was his first time making this kind of snack for the group and he can't wait for them to try it. And praise him afterwards, of course.
One by one, the members filed in, with Changmin being the first as usual.
"Smells good, hyung!" the youngest said, grabbing a big one from the bunch, slightly swatting Junsu's hand.
The others hummed in agreement and one by one they bit into their cupcakes, with Jaejoong smiling contentedly at them, waiting for their reactions.
5 seconds later...
Changmin ran towards the sink. Junsu coughed, his ears turning a bit red. Yoochun grimaced, then slowly put down his cupcake. Yunho, not wanting to hurt Jaejoong's feelings, continued eating his piece and smiled tightly after having swallowed the last bite even though his eyes watered immediately after.
"What's wrong?! Didn't you like it?" Jaejoong asked dejectedly.
"Hyung. I'm sorry but that was the worst cupcake ever," Changmin stated matter-of-factly, before turning his back and walked out of the kitchen.
"Changmin! That was a little bit mean, don't you think?" Yunho called after the youngest, going after him as if to scold. But in reality, he didn't want to face his friend and admit that it WAS the worst he ever tasted.
"It wasn't that bad, hyung. Really... Uhm... Okay it was but... Yeah. Bye!" Junsu might have squeaked a little bit as Jaejoong's face fell at his words, but still running after their leader.
That left Yoochun with Jaejoong in the kitchen.
"Yoochun ah.. What happened? I followed the procedure exactly as what was written in my recipe book," the oldest said, slowly sinking down into his chair.
The baritenor walked over to his friend and patted him sympathetically on the shoulder.
"That's okay, Jaejoong ah. Maybe you just miscalculated something. Don't let it get you down okay?" he said cheerfully, trying to ease the pout off his friend's face. Seeing that Jaejoong was inconsolable, he thought that it would be better to leave him alone for now. So he patted him one last time and went out of the kitchen.
Jaejoong sat there for a few minutes, resting his chin on his arms, ego deflated. Sighing, he decided to clean up his mess, not wanting to look at the cursed cupcakes. Just as he was about to lift the basket where he put the cakes, he caught sight of the shaker Yoochun handed him a while ago when he asked for the sugar. He squinted a little bit to be able to read better the label taped on it and realization dawned on him.
"PARK YOOCHUN!!!"
ii.
They were at the recording studio, reading the lyrics for their new song while they still have a few minutes to themselves before the actual recording begins. Jaejoong, Junsu and Changmin were off in their own little worlds, trying to capture the feel of the song, which they do every time. Jaejoong sitting by the window, Junsu on the floor with his back on them and Changmin, standing near the oldest, leaning against a wall.
Normally, Yunho would be in his own little world too. But today was different.
He caught sight of Yoochun, sitting by the piano, squinting hard as he read the lyrics, with the paper almost touching his nose.
'Did he forget to wear his contacts?' Yunho said to himself, concerned. As the leader, he knew it was his responsibility to take care of his members so he walked over the baritenor and asked him what was wrong.
"Ah.. It's nothing, hyung. It's just that lately, my vision's getting blurry even if I have my contacts on," Yoochun explained.
"That's not good. You should go to the doctor tomorrow. Maybe you need new ones ne?" Yunho said.
"Nah. It just gets blurry for a second and then it goes back to normal. Like now, see?"
Yoochun pointed out the line he was having a hard time reading a few minutes before.
Risou wa riaru ja nai dousureba ii?
"See? I can see now that the first word is 'Risou'. I thought it was 'Risu' but why the heck would we be singing about squirrels, right?" Yoochun said, laughing.
Yunho looked at him strangely, not knowing if he really does have something to be concerned about. But Yoochun proceeded on reassuring him, so he set aside his worries and started reading his own lyrics, just as their manager arrived and announced that they will start recording now.
Yo, Yunho. Let's try some noise bit.
...
'EH?!'
iii.
"Oooh! Whatchadoing, Minnie?" Yoochun asked cheerfully, looking over Changmin's shoulder to read whatever the youngest was typing on his computer.
"I just finished answering some UFO messages. I swear, some of these questions are a bit ridiculous. One fan even asked me whose fart I liked the best. What kind of question is that?" Changmin complained, stretching his arms over his head while yawning.
"So what was your answer?"
Changmin looked at his hyung disbelievingly, WTF written all over his face.
"What?" Yoochun said innocently, while trying to contain his laughter.
The youngest one shook his head while answering, "I replied that if she could come up with imaginative questions like that, she should be putting it to good use instead of asking her idols whose gas he likes the best."
By then, Yoochun couldn't help himself and started chuckling, if a bit appreciatively at his dongsaeng's wit. He felt sorry for the fan, though.
"Anyway, if you're done laughing your ass off, hyung, you can use the computer. I'm going to bed," Changmin said, standing up and walked out of the living room, towards the room he shared with Junsu.
As his laughter subsided, Yoochun answered some UFO messages as well. It seemed like he was the last one to type in his answers, so he was only left with a few messages. Afterwards, Yoochun got bored and decided to search google for english articles or sites that are dedicated to him.
'I'm getting a bit rusty on my english.' he reasoned. 'It's not like I'm vain or anything.'
So he started searched using his romanized name 'Yoochun' and he got the surprise of his life when all the links he got where for adult websites.
"What the -?!" he said to himself, utterly confused.
Just as he was about to try and search again, he heard Changmin's sleepy voice behind him, making him jump up in surprise.
"Hyung, did you see my iPod? Did I leave it here?" the youngest asked sleepily, looking bleariy at the computer screen.
"Uhm.. No, it's not here! Maybe it's in our room. You know how Jaejoong-hyung likes to borrow it without permission," Yoochun said nervously, trying to block Changmin's view with his body.
Suddenly, Changmin's eyes flew wide open and his jaw dropped as he caught sight of a rather disturbing image of a woman on the screen.
"Hyung! What are you doing?! I didn't know you were into these kind of stuff!"
The taller of the two was looking at his hyung disbelievingly.
"Aish! No! I was just searching for sites about me but then all this porno links came up!" Yoochun explained hurriedly at his dongsaeng.
"Eh? How come? What exactly did you type anyway?"
"My romanized name."
Changmin lightly pushed Yoochun out of the way as he peered at the computer.
After a few moments, he stood up, guffawing loudly. Yoochun heard him mutter 'wait til I tell Junsu-hyung about this' and couldn't help feeling defensive.
"Tell him what?"
"That you typed in 'Youcunt' instead of 'Yoochun'. Seriously, hyung. Maybe you should really get your eyes checked asap."
With that, Changmin went back to his room, clutching his stomach from laughing so hard, leaving a slightly dazed Yoochun behind.
"Oh..."
iv.
Junsu moaned as he felt Yoochun's lips on his, gently at first, then became more insistent seeking the warm entrance. He felt Yoochun's hand slide across his chest, stroking, caressing, making him whimper in response.
Hearing his lover's sound of pleasure, Yoochun still can't quite believe that they were finally going to do it. They've been together for months but due to their busy schedule, they can't find the time to actually be together. When they do have time, both of them are exhausted from their work and couldn't summon up the energy for anything more than a good night kiss.
Yoochun silently thanked their manager for giving them the day off today. The other three went out shopping and when they found out they'd be left alone in the house with no disturbances, clothes immediately went flying everywhere, and they found themselves on Yoochun's bed, kissing each other with all the pent up need they had for one another this past few months.
Junsu whimpered again, this time louder, shaking Yoochun out of his thoughts.
"I missed you baby," the baritenor mumbled, moving his lips down from Junsu's mouth to his neck, nipping lightly at the smooth skin.
Junsu involuntarily arched against him, earning a growl from Yoochun as their members touched, making him feel like he's gonna come right then and there.
"Let's just get this over with, shall we? I've been waiting for months, Chun. We can have time for sweet talk later ne?" Junsu breathed in his ear before licking it seductively.
"Are you sure?" he asked, looking at Junsu's eyes which darkened with lust.
Seeing his lover nod, Yoochun let go of the last ounce of his self control and kissed Junsu again, this time with more intensity, while his hand rummaged at his bedside drawer, looking for the lube he kept there specifically for this type of situation.
Having found it, he reluctantly tore his lips away from Junsu, and slathered on almost a handful of lube on himself. He could feel Junsu's eyes on him as he did this, making him more aroused.
"Ready, baby?"
Junsu's high-pitched giggle was all the confirmation he needed so he slowly spread his lover's legs, which readily opened for him.
...
"Uhm.. Chun..?"
"Don't worry, baby. We'll get through this."
...
"Er... Chun. Maybe we should do this another time."
"I will find it, dammit. We've been waiting for this for months so I'm not giving up now."
...
After a few minutes and some more failed attempts, Junsu sighed and pushed Yoochun off him.
"Maybe you would've seen it better if you used a flashlight eh?" he said sarcastically.
To his credit, Yoochun looked really disappointed at himself and Junsu felt his heart softening. Feeling the slightest bit of guilt, he leaned in and lightly kissed the baritenor.
"Maybe I should be on top ne?" Junsu suggested wickedly before straddling Yoochun and laid his hands on Yoochun's chest.
Grinning widely, with all disappointment gone from his expression, he replied, "Sounds like a good idea."
...
"Chunnie ah.. Why is your hair down there a bit stiff? It's a bit uncomfortable for me," Junsu complained.
'Eh?!' Yoochun thought as he heard this, looking down at himself and finding out that his hair down there really is stiff. And a bit shiny.
He, then, looked at his bedside table where he carelessly threw the 'lube' he used earlier that day.
...
"OKAY, THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA GET LASER EYE SURGERY ALREADY DAMMIT!"
10.04.07
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A/N: In case you didn't get some of these because I'm lame (XD):
i. Yoochun handed Jaejoong the salt instead of the sugar
ii. Yoochun read "Let's try some noisy beat" as "Let's try some noise bit" XD;;;
iii. He couldn't see the keyboard clearly so he mistyped "Yoochun" as "Youcunt".
iv. Yoochun couldn't find Junsu's er...hole. *shot* And he grabbed his hair gel instead of lube.
*gets pelted by tomatoes* XDDDD;
Comments and constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated~ Thank you! ^_^
AUTHOR: Kate
PAIRING: YooSu
GENRE: Lame attempt at Humor/Crack
RATING: R for some er... adult terms and situations
Summary: *points to title* XD
A/N: I blame my lack of sleep for this. Forgive me? T.T
i.
"Hey. Can you hand me the sugar, please? It's over there," Jaejoong asked Yoochun, who was sitting across the dining table from him, idly flipping through a magazine. Jaejoong's eyes never left the the recipe book he was reading from, his forehead crunched up in concentration as he slowly absorbed in the instructions. He pointed vaguely at the direction of the cupboard where they kept the condiments, knowing full well that Yoochun did not know where it is.
"Here you go, hyung," Yoochun said cheerfully, handing over the shaker before going to the living room, probably to bother Junsu while he's playing Starcraft.
"Thanks," Jaejoong replied distractedly, sprinkling a healthy portion of it over the bowl he was stirring, not noticing that he's already all alone in the kitchen.
'Hmmm,' he said to himself with his eyes closed, smiling slightly, clearly savoring the aroma coming from his own creation.
20 minutes later...
"Let's eat, you guys! I made a cupcakes with chocolate fudge on top!" Jaejoong called proudly, his excitement clearly visible in his voice. It was his first time making this kind of snack for the group and he can't wait for them to try it. And praise him afterwards, of course.
One by one, the members filed in, with Changmin being the first as usual.
"Smells good, hyung!" the youngest said, grabbing a big one from the bunch, slightly swatting Junsu's hand.
The others hummed in agreement and one by one they bit into their cupcakes, with Jaejoong smiling contentedly at them, waiting for their reactions.
5 seconds later...
Changmin ran towards the sink. Junsu coughed, his ears turning a bit red. Yoochun grimaced, then slowly put down his cupcake. Yunho, not wanting to hurt Jaejoong's feelings, continued eating his piece and smiled tightly after having swallowed the last bite even though his eyes watered immediately after.
"What's wrong?! Didn't you like it?" Jaejoong asked dejectedly.
"Hyung. I'm sorry but that was the worst cupcake ever," Changmin stated matter-of-factly, before turning his back and walked out of the kitchen.
"Changmin! That was a little bit mean, don't you think?" Yunho called after the youngest, going after him as if to scold. But in reality, he didn't want to face his friend and admit that it WAS the worst he ever tasted.
"It wasn't that bad, hyung. Really... Uhm... Okay it was but... Yeah. Bye!" Junsu might have squeaked a little bit as Jaejoong's face fell at his words, but still running after their leader.
That left Yoochun with Jaejoong in the kitchen.
"Yoochun ah.. What happened? I followed the procedure exactly as what was written in my recipe book," the oldest said, slowly sinking down into his chair.
The baritenor walked over to his friend and patted him sympathetically on the shoulder.
"That's okay, Jaejoong ah. Maybe you just miscalculated something. Don't let it get you down okay?" he said cheerfully, trying to ease the pout off his friend's face. Seeing that Jaejoong was inconsolable, he thought that it would be better to leave him alone for now. So he patted him one last time and went out of the kitchen.
Jaejoong sat there for a few minutes, resting his chin on his arms, ego deflated. Sighing, he decided to clean up his mess, not wanting to look at the cursed cupcakes. Just as he was about to lift the basket where he put the cakes, he caught sight of the shaker Yoochun handed him a while ago when he asked for the sugar. He squinted a little bit to be able to read better the label taped on it and realization dawned on him.
"PARK YOOCHUN!!!"
ii.
They were at the recording studio, reading the lyrics for their new song while they still have a few minutes to themselves before the actual recording begins. Jaejoong, Junsu and Changmin were off in their own little worlds, trying to capture the feel of the song, which they do every time. Jaejoong sitting by the window, Junsu on the floor with his back on them and Changmin, standing near the oldest, leaning against a wall.
Normally, Yunho would be in his own little world too. But today was different.
He caught sight of Yoochun, sitting by the piano, squinting hard as he read the lyrics, with the paper almost touching his nose.
'Did he forget to wear his contacts?' Yunho said to himself, concerned. As the leader, he knew it was his responsibility to take care of his members so he walked over the baritenor and asked him what was wrong.
"Ah.. It's nothing, hyung. It's just that lately, my vision's getting blurry even if I have my contacts on," Yoochun explained.
"That's not good. You should go to the doctor tomorrow. Maybe you need new ones ne?" Yunho said.
"Nah. It just gets blurry for a second and then it goes back to normal. Like now, see?"
Yoochun pointed out the line he was having a hard time reading a few minutes before.
Risou wa riaru ja nai dousureba ii?
"See? I can see now that the first word is 'Risou'. I thought it was 'Risu' but why the heck would we be singing about squirrels, right?" Yoochun said, laughing.
Yunho looked at him strangely, not knowing if he really does have something to be concerned about. But Yoochun proceeded on reassuring him, so he set aside his worries and started reading his own lyrics, just as their manager arrived and announced that they will start recording now.
Yo, Yunho. Let's try some noise bit.
...
'EH?!'
iii.
"Oooh! Whatchadoing, Minnie?" Yoochun asked cheerfully, looking over Changmin's shoulder to read whatever the youngest was typing on his computer.
"I just finished answering some UFO messages. I swear, some of these questions are a bit ridiculous. One fan even asked me whose fart I liked the best. What kind of question is that?" Changmin complained, stretching his arms over his head while yawning.
"So what was your answer?"
Changmin looked at his hyung disbelievingly, WTF written all over his face.
"What?" Yoochun said innocently, while trying to contain his laughter.
The youngest one shook his head while answering, "I replied that if she could come up with imaginative questions like that, she should be putting it to good use instead of asking her idols whose gas he likes the best."
By then, Yoochun couldn't help himself and started chuckling, if a bit appreciatively at his dongsaeng's wit. He felt sorry for the fan, though.
"Anyway, if you're done laughing your ass off, hyung, you can use the computer. I'm going to bed," Changmin said, standing up and walked out of the living room, towards the room he shared with Junsu.
As his laughter subsided, Yoochun answered some UFO messages as well. It seemed like he was the last one to type in his answers, so he was only left with a few messages. Afterwards, Yoochun got bored and decided to search google for english articles or sites that are dedicated to him.
'I'm getting a bit rusty on my english.' he reasoned. 'It's not like I'm vain or anything.'
So he started searched using his romanized name 'Yoochun' and he got the surprise of his life when all the links he got where for adult websites.
"What the -?!" he said to himself, utterly confused.
Just as he was about to try and search again, he heard Changmin's sleepy voice behind him, making him jump up in surprise.
"Hyung, did you see my iPod? Did I leave it here?" the youngest asked sleepily, looking bleariy at the computer screen.
"Uhm.. No, it's not here! Maybe it's in our room. You know how Jaejoong-hyung likes to borrow it without permission," Yoochun said nervously, trying to block Changmin's view with his body.
Suddenly, Changmin's eyes flew wide open and his jaw dropped as he caught sight of a rather disturbing image of a woman on the screen.
"Hyung! What are you doing?! I didn't know you were into these kind of stuff!"
The taller of the two was looking at his hyung disbelievingly.
"Aish! No! I was just searching for sites about me but then all this porno links came up!" Yoochun explained hurriedly at his dongsaeng.
"Eh? How come? What exactly did you type anyway?"
"My romanized name."
Changmin lightly pushed Yoochun out of the way as he peered at the computer.
After a few moments, he stood up, guffawing loudly. Yoochun heard him mutter 'wait til I tell Junsu-hyung about this' and couldn't help feeling defensive.
"Tell him what?"
"That you typed in 'Youcunt' instead of 'Yoochun'. Seriously, hyung. Maybe you should really get your eyes checked asap."
With that, Changmin went back to his room, clutching his stomach from laughing so hard, leaving a slightly dazed Yoochun behind.
"Oh..."
iv.
Junsu moaned as he felt Yoochun's lips on his, gently at first, then became more insistent seeking the warm entrance. He felt Yoochun's hand slide across his chest, stroking, caressing, making him whimper in response.
Hearing his lover's sound of pleasure, Yoochun still can't quite believe that they were finally going to do it. They've been together for months but due to their busy schedule, they can't find the time to actually be together. When they do have time, both of them are exhausted from their work and couldn't summon up the energy for anything more than a good night kiss.
Yoochun silently thanked their manager for giving them the day off today. The other three went out shopping and when they found out they'd be left alone in the house with no disturbances, clothes immediately went flying everywhere, and they found themselves on Yoochun's bed, kissing each other with all the pent up need they had for one another this past few months.
Junsu whimpered again, this time louder, shaking Yoochun out of his thoughts.
"I missed you baby," the baritenor mumbled, moving his lips down from Junsu's mouth to his neck, nipping lightly at the smooth skin.
Junsu involuntarily arched against him, earning a growl from Yoochun as their members touched, making him feel like he's gonna come right then and there.
"Let's just get this over with, shall we? I've been waiting for months, Chun. We can have time for sweet talk later ne?" Junsu breathed in his ear before licking it seductively.
"Are you sure?" he asked, looking at Junsu's eyes which darkened with lust.
Seeing his lover nod, Yoochun let go of the last ounce of his self control and kissed Junsu again, this time with more intensity, while his hand rummaged at his bedside drawer, looking for the lube he kept there specifically for this type of situation.
Having found it, he reluctantly tore his lips away from Junsu, and slathered on almost a handful of lube on himself. He could feel Junsu's eyes on him as he did this, making him more aroused.
"Ready, baby?"
Junsu's high-pitched giggle was all the confirmation he needed so he slowly spread his lover's legs, which readily opened for him.
...
"Uhm.. Chun..?"
"Don't worry, baby. We'll get through this."
...
"Er... Chun. Maybe we should do this another time."
"I will find it, dammit. We've been waiting for this for months so I'm not giving up now."
...
After a few minutes and some more failed attempts, Junsu sighed and pushed Yoochun off him.
"Maybe you would've seen it better if you used a flashlight eh?" he said sarcastically.
To his credit, Yoochun looked really disappointed at himself and Junsu felt his heart softening. Feeling the slightest bit of guilt, he leaned in and lightly kissed the baritenor.
"Maybe I should be on top ne?" Junsu suggested wickedly before straddling Yoochun and laid his hands on Yoochun's chest.
Grinning widely, with all disappointment gone from his expression, he replied, "Sounds like a good idea."
...
"Chunnie ah.. Why is your hair down there a bit stiff? It's a bit uncomfortable for me," Junsu complained.
'Eh?!' Yoochun thought as he heard this, looking down at himself and finding out that his hair down there really is stiff. And a bit shiny.
He, then, looked at his bedside table where he carelessly threw the 'lube' he used earlier that day.
...
"OKAY, THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA GET LASER EYE SURGERY ALREADY DAMMIT!"
10.04.07
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A/N: In case you didn't get some of these because I'm lame (XD):
i. Yoochun handed Jaejoong the salt instead of the sugar
ii. Yoochun read "Let's try some noisy beat" as "Let's try some noise bit" XD;;;
iii. He couldn't see the keyboard clearly so he mistyped "Yoochun" as "Youcunt".
iv. Yoochun couldn't find Junsu's er...hole. *shot* And he grabbed his hair gel instead of lube.
*gets pelted by tomatoes* XDDDD;
Comments and constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated~ Thank you! ^_^