AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

NAME: Bilbo Baggins son of Bungo Baggins of Bag End.
( Completed Form )

I am not a monkey.

MOO!

George.
Smacker.
States.
Titan.
II.
Lakewood.
Begins.
Lord.
Lipton.

[floats around the Malls of Moria with Gersh]

}:)

Hey, Durin's Bane! Let's go to the Malls of Moria! There are sure to be a lot of dwarves there. [eager look]

HeeeeEEEEeeeelp!!!!!

HeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeelp!!!!

I was just brutally attacked by an oiled Oompah Loompah!!!!!

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
deedlydee
There they are a standin' in a row
burumburumburum...

And they told me.... they told me, them sumbitches... that woodenlegs would never be popular! Now look at all of 'em.