*yawns* Nap time. *dozes off*

Erchi and I have claimed this stretch of beach, and built a fire using dry twigs, the sun, and a coke bottle. Fire is important, and we made a really good one. Erchi's only burnt himself with it twice, and that last time isn't his fault as I did throw his pillow in.

I think we're never going to leave the beach.

¬.¬

Erchi just walked by mumbling ( Read more... )

I went to sleep in the tent, because sleeping in a chair makes my back hurt. But Erchi stayed in his chair all night and the tide came in. I bet he dreamed he peed himself.

Merry didn't come back. Maybe we should go home.

First I should go wake up Erchi. He's not Aquaman.

MUStachioed. musTACHioed. mustachIOed. The mustachioed cow is dancing. La vaca de mustachioed está bailando. Mooooosh-tashioed!

No matter how much jello you put in the swimming pool, you still can't walk on water. Also, pool filters do not like jello. Little brothers do though.

Grown-ups are weird. They're always doing that wrestling thing. They didn't know we watched. Hehehehe.

Where's Moraer?

1. You can shoot pebbles out your nose.
2. Shooting pebbles from your nose can kill messanger pigeons on accident.
3. Don't shoot pebbles out your nose at Moraer.

Bored just sitting in a cave. Let's do something! Let's draw on the walls or something and be cavemen.

:draws:

Now people will find that millions of years from now, and wonder what it means. Hahaha.

I have dimples on my butt. :)

:shows them off:

There was a bus, but they wouldn't let Alle or me on 'cause we didn't have 'zact change. But there was a Mordor Pizza Express nearby and we went in there. We asked for some pizza but they wanted money, and we didn't have that. But they gave us pizza if we washed dishes, so we washed about a throusand dishes. We would have washed more than that, but ( Read more... )