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this is the most i have written on the internet in as long as i can remember.
1. DO YOU SNORE?
as far as i know, nope. dave does all the snoring for our house.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
why can't i be both? yeah both, but not usually at the same time.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
humanity.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
legos kick ass but i don't think i progressed to a state requiring counciling.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
against, but is entertaining. i am a fan of the surreal life. i used to like the "real world" back in the day before it was about random sex.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
no. but blackie lawless of w.a.s.p. fucking hates straws.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
hell yeah, i should post pictures some time. i used to have blonde hair.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
it is probably for the best.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
ebony and ivory. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
not while showering, but sometimes i do to hear the reverb. i make sounds in a lot of weird place for the verb. our stairwell is fucked up. i will sit there clapping for a really long time.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
no, but i would sky dive, i think. not really ok with heights.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
i know a whole shitload of useless information on varying topics. i know the proper way to get on and off a moving train.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
i do not really like the idea of vacations, but a couple weeks ago we went to an indian casino and i got into blackjack. i have always wanted to and will eventually go to iceland, possibly to live. i always ask people if they will go to iceland with me.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
nah, he sucks. but i think letterman is great. and of course conan.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO?"
yep.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
there are a lot of things humans do to this planet to piss me off. ride bikes.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
three.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
no and i hope i never have that as a sobriety test, if they actually do that.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yeah. i have even seen the movie airplane. flew one once too.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
no, my brother is an insane anthropology graduate.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
yeah, mechanical pencils. otherwise i usually end up just using a knife.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
i am for hunting for sustinance, but there is no need for it presently. help me destroy civilization and i will be hanging out in the woods eating what i kill, probably.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
not likely. i am against marraige generally, see it as dated patriarchal misogyny. that and i generally do not seem to be in relationships longer than a month.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yeah, it is interesting. plus it allows me to read other haphazard writing. i cannot comprehend that loopy shit.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
for a short period i was alergic to cats, but i got over that because it was a bad idea. sometimes my eyes get itchy when i rum my face on cats too much (which happens a lot, kitties are soft.)
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU?"
i have told people i love them, but those exact words, it has probably been a couple of months and lets not get into that.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
not as far as i know. but one time i heard this theory that he faked his death so he could work in secrecy as a federal agent working against drugs. i kind of like the idea of elvis as a narc working with nixon better. besides suckas straight out racist. fuck him and john wayne.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
never been to one, but i don't really cry anyway.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled, usually with cheese and salsa. huevos rancheros.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
only people who bleach their hair. that just looks stupid.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
fucking cia took it. fuck the patriot act.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
5:41, i transcent sleep at "normal" times.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
i have had a number of nicknames over the years. most recent was black matt, i guess. i have also been white matt.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
yep.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
earlier tonight. dave and i went out for supplies.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers, which i actually do like, but tend not to do to all too often.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
move around two letters in santa and you get satan. that is all i really have to say about the subject.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
sure, it is a very positive thing to happen.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
nope, the night time is the right time. fucking light gets on my nerves, sometimes.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
nicotine :(
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
crunchy. and only organic peanut butter. fuck that other trash.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
no, i do not crack joints.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
nope.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
oops.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY THE WAY TO BE?
personally, i prefer to have my mind constantly in an unaltered state. i just like to have control of my body and not be impaired or otherwise weakened. but i would never tell anyone their business on the subject. i hate it when people try to get me to do shit i do not want to do.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
sometimes. i have slept through a pretty big earthquake. othertimes i will wake up for anything. generally though, i am just bad at sleeping.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
dark fucking brown. almost black.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
nope, cannot say that i do. i mean sometimes i have fun, but i am not doing anything that i feel that is worthwhile. i do like myself, i think i am a pretty kickass dude and do not understand why everyone else does not see this. i like portions of my life, like doing nothing, making loud noises, and kitties. but i would not say i am on the positive side of the spectrum as far as life is concerned.
51. WHO'S BETTER?
yeah, that is not a question.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
sometimes i feel like i have strange moments of near deja vu that i feel are somehow insights into the future. but i never know anything in advance, since i think it happens in dream, but will recognize certain things as they happen. i think this has something to do with the universe occuring in an infinite number of dimensions. listen to me talk about multidimensionallity sometime, it's a trip.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
yes, multiple times. enjoyed it thoughly. thought i was holden caufield like everyone else.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
i play everything i can get my hands on and hope to learn more.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
i have stolen a lot of things. yes one of them was money.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
i have never technically been "snowboarding," like on a real snowboard on a snow. but i have almost everything else related to this. i have strapped fucked up boards to my feet and gone down dirt hills, done a lot of longboarding, rode a snowsled standing up down a mountain. i am pretty confident in my possible snowboarding abilities. gravity is one of my greatest allies.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
no, but i am sure it has happened.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
depends. not really though.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
sal is my best friend. dogs are smelly snout kitties.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
sure why not. you should be able to stop doing anything if it makes you unhappy.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
not really, only for a short period of time. i will learn if it becomes culturally relevant again.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
i have always asserted that i am infallible.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
it is fairly cold. i have been wearing a hoodie all day. my fingers are pretty cold.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
pizza. tombstone.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
nope.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yes.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
wouldn't really know. most of them probably.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
honestly, i have never even been inside of one. i think they sell clothes.
70. FAVORITE BAND(s) AT THE MOMENT?
always an interesting question. i think i have started hating music less and have started listening to bands that i was really into but fell away from like portraits of past and funeral diner. my current favorites would probably be the silver jews, do make say think, amon amarth, the mountain goats, om, and godspeed you! black emperor, judging by what is on my playlist.
1. DO YOU SNORE?
as far as i know, nope. dave does all the snoring for our house.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
why can't i be both? yeah both, but not usually at the same time.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
humanity.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
legos kick ass but i don't think i progressed to a state requiring counciling.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
against, but is entertaining. i am a fan of the surreal life. i used to like the "real world" back in the day before it was about random sex.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
no. but blackie lawless of w.a.s.p. fucking hates straws.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
hell yeah, i should post pictures some time. i used to have blonde hair.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
it is probably for the best.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
ebony and ivory. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
not while showering, but sometimes i do to hear the reverb. i make sounds in a lot of weird place for the verb. our stairwell is fucked up. i will sit there clapping for a really long time.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
no, but i would sky dive, i think. not really ok with heights.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
i know a whole shitload of useless information on varying topics. i know the proper way to get on and off a moving train.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
i do not really like the idea of vacations, but a couple weeks ago we went to an indian casino and i got into blackjack. i have always wanted to and will eventually go to iceland, possibly to live. i always ask people if they will go to iceland with me.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
nah, he sucks. but i think letterman is great. and of course conan.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO?"
yep.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
there are a lot of things humans do to this planet to piss me off. ride bikes.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
three.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
no and i hope i never have that as a sobriety test, if they actually do that.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yeah. i have even seen the movie airplane. flew one once too.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
no, my brother is an insane anthropology graduate.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
yeah, mechanical pencils. otherwise i usually end up just using a knife.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
i am for hunting for sustinance, but there is no need for it presently. help me destroy civilization and i will be hanging out in the woods eating what i kill, probably.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
not likely. i am against marraige generally, see it as dated patriarchal misogyny. that and i generally do not seem to be in relationships longer than a month.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yeah, it is interesting. plus it allows me to read other haphazard writing. i cannot comprehend that loopy shit.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
for a short period i was alergic to cats, but i got over that because it was a bad idea. sometimes my eyes get itchy when i rum my face on cats too much (which happens a lot, kitties are soft.)
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU?"
i have told people i love them, but those exact words, it has probably been a couple of months and lets not get into that.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
not as far as i know. but one time i heard this theory that he faked his death so he could work in secrecy as a federal agent working against drugs. i kind of like the idea of elvis as a narc working with nixon better. besides suckas straight out racist. fuck him and john wayne.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
never been to one, but i don't really cry anyway.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled, usually with cheese and salsa. huevos rancheros.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
only people who bleach their hair. that just looks stupid.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
fucking cia took it. fuck the patriot act.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
5:41, i transcent sleep at "normal" times.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
i have had a number of nicknames over the years. most recent was black matt, i guess. i have also been white matt.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
yep.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
earlier tonight. dave and i went out for supplies.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers, which i actually do like, but tend not to do to all too often.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
move around two letters in santa and you get satan. that is all i really have to say about the subject.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
sure, it is a very positive thing to happen.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
nope, the night time is the right time. fucking light gets on my nerves, sometimes.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
nicotine :(
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
crunchy. and only organic peanut butter. fuck that other trash.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
no, i do not crack joints.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
nope.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
oops.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY THE WAY TO BE?
personally, i prefer to have my mind constantly in an unaltered state. i just like to have control of my body and not be impaired or otherwise weakened. but i would never tell anyone their business on the subject. i hate it when people try to get me to do shit i do not want to do.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
sometimes. i have slept through a pretty big earthquake. othertimes i will wake up for anything. generally though, i am just bad at sleeping.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
dark fucking brown. almost black.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
nope, cannot say that i do. i mean sometimes i have fun, but i am not doing anything that i feel that is worthwhile. i do like myself, i think i am a pretty kickass dude and do not understand why everyone else does not see this. i like portions of my life, like doing nothing, making loud noises, and kitties. but i would not say i am on the positive side of the spectrum as far as life is concerned.
51. WHO'S BETTER?
yeah, that is not a question.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
sometimes i feel like i have strange moments of near deja vu that i feel are somehow insights into the future. but i never know anything in advance, since i think it happens in dream, but will recognize certain things as they happen. i think this has something to do with the universe occuring in an infinite number of dimensions. listen to me talk about multidimensionallity sometime, it's a trip.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
yes, multiple times. enjoyed it thoughly. thought i was holden caufield like everyone else.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
i play everything i can get my hands on and hope to learn more.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
i have stolen a lot of things. yes one of them was money.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
i have never technically been "snowboarding," like on a real snowboard on a snow. but i have almost everything else related to this. i have strapped fucked up boards to my feet and gone down dirt hills, done a lot of longboarding, rode a snowsled standing up down a mountain. i am pretty confident in my possible snowboarding abilities. gravity is one of my greatest allies.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
no, but i am sure it has happened.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
depends. not really though.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
sal is my best friend. dogs are smelly snout kitties.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
sure why not. you should be able to stop doing anything if it makes you unhappy.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
not really, only for a short period of time. i will learn if it becomes culturally relevant again.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
i have always asserted that i am infallible.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
it is fairly cold. i have been wearing a hoodie all day. my fingers are pretty cold.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
pizza. tombstone.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
nope.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yes.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
wouldn't really know. most of them probably.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
honestly, i have never even been inside of one. i think they sell clothes.
70. FAVORITE BAND(s) AT THE MOMENT?
always an interesting question. i think i have started hating music less and have started listening to bands that i was really into but fell away from like portraits of past and funeral diner. my current favorites would probably be the silver jews, do make say think, amon amarth, the mountain goats, om, and godspeed you! black emperor, judging by what is on my playlist.