Y'see, if you were like, oh, way too many lj-ers, that could have been a post about hating Halloween and all the crap you associate with the day and the thoughtlessness of trash trucks or whatever for not picking up the concrete they know darn well they dumped in the fast lane and frozen fingers and grease stains on third-favorite pants and multinational conglomerates who deforest third world nations for the sole purpose of making 400% profit selling you tires that should last forever but only last 40,000 miles and not being able to have the relaxing time you damn well deserved at Half Priced books. In fact, if you were a twit, you could have twitted 437 twit-tweets describing each step of the process in 140 ill-chosen twit-bits per tweet. Instead you went for the big picture, for perspective, for a mature, developed world view with a nuanced awareness of where you fit into the universal mosaic. If you're not careful, you're going to become too adult for social networking.
Oh, please. Me, adult? C'mon, I wrote that post over 24 hours after the incident; if I owned an iPhone and live-tweeted the incident, I would have proven my soc-net bonafides, believe you me.
Comments 2
In fact, if you were a twit, you could have twitted 437 twit-tweets describing each step of the process in 140 ill-chosen twit-bits per tweet.
Instead you went for the big picture, for perspective, for a mature, developed world view with a nuanced awareness of where you fit into the universal mosaic.
If you're not careful, you're going to become too adult for social networking.
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment