True Story:

[bill_wilkins]

Hi! My name is Keith, I'm 17, and I am the most powerful person on the planet. I know I'm not much to look at with my acne problems or my slight paunch, but please believe me when I say that I can have a half dozen Federal agents kicking down the door to your house in about an hour

Comments

[disasterevolved]

that is perhaps the strangest thing I've ever read. where did you get it?